Reneedoesstuff0418 - Life Has No Meaning

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going through a mental breakdown? have you tried writing fanfiction?

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

@tired-toutured-barista

you <3

“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”

— Hafiz

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

this is useful asf

TIS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

@vocabulary-altering-posts

If this triggers your MAGAt ass you can go f-ck yourself with a porcupine carcass.

you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)