Patronising Little Fuck

Modern au where wwx and the Jiangs/Wens (he could be with either family for this) grow up poor, and wwx keeps joking about how he's going to marry rich and then murder his wife (or husband, after he comes out as bi) for the money. It's a running joke in his family by the time he leaves for university.

Then he comes back over the holidays with lwj, youngest son and heir of the famously wealthy Lan family, and the joke is suddenly a lot less funny.

Cue awkward tension as wwx's family tries to feel out whether wwx is actually planning to murder lwj or if it's ok for them to grow attached to him, without letting lwj know they're worried about him getting murdered, whereas lwj is fretting about making a good first impression. And wwx, once he realises his family's confusion, plays it up on purpose because he finds the entire situation hilarious.

I love chenqing. fuckass evil flute that everyone hates. somehow considered more dangerous than the literal magic swords everyone else has. supposedly made of bamboo but wei wuxian was out there whacking people with it on the battlefield. it's a vessel to channel dark and fucked up magic, but it was also a toddler's favorite teething toy. it's great.

Wherever you stray, I follow ✨✨✨✨

Lmao lookit him and his poofy little jacket!

mo dao zu shi tarot

the hanged man:  pause, surrender, letting go, new perspectives

wheel of fortune | jin guangyao

death | wei wuxian

the tower | jiang cheng

Shhh, he's gaming...

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

Cardcaptor Sakura Illustrations Collection, Vol. 2 - Sakura Cards

retro haikyuu!! 🧡🏐✨