I Like To Think That During Buck’s First Year At The 118, He Was Enthusiastically Taking Any Shift

Wrote this in an ice cream shop

I'm watching Bridgerton for the first time and all I have to say is this shit is fucking comedy gold:

"Ladies! And... more ladies!"

turns

"They've taken to hunting in packs"

[S3, EP2]

lol

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

The Mighty Boosh (2004-07) 2.05 The Legend of Old Gregg

It's so funny when a guy in your class starts realizing you're un-fuckable cause the speed he reached while vacating our friendship HAS to be a record.

Theyre traumatized and pedophilia seems to be becoming increasingly more normalized in our society. (I don't have sources to back that up, it's just an observation I've made so PLEASEEEE take it with a grain of salt)

You are fighting for your life with these kids simping over their teachers buddy

It’s concerning WHY DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEACHERS

Nothing gives a situation more chaotic energy like the presence of a horse somewhere with no reason why there would be a horse. Because getting a horse in there would require either absurd amounts of planning, or absurd disregard of anyone's health or safety, and the chaos is in the fact that you don't know. With a more unusual animal, say a kangaroo or an elephant, it's obvious that you somehow arranged this with some sort of professional animal handler staff, and probably had to go through a bunch of paperwork to get it here.

But a horse? It's not implausible that you found someone who owns a horse and asked to borrow their horse. It is also not implausible that someone just straight-up fucking stole a horse. Or a horse broke out on its own and was wandering around and got lured here with apples and jazz music. It is the whimsy of the unknowable at play.