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the date: 4/20

me, someone who has never done a single goddamn drug in his life: oh shit. blaze it

Sad Literary Quote Prompts

send in your number/combination of numbers and a pairing and i’ll write my interpretation of it!

1.  “So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.” (Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

2.  “I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.” (John Green, Looking For Alaska)

3. "You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart…I’ll always be with you.“ (A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh)

4. "If you gave someone your heart and they died, did they take it with them? Did you spend the rest of forever with a hole inside you that couldn’t be filled?”(Jodi Picoult, 19 Minutes)

5. "I was too young to know how to love her.“ (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince)

6. "Rudy, please, wake up, Goddamn it, wake up, I love you. Come on, Rudy, come on, Jesse Owens, don’t you know I love you, wake up, wake up, wake up…”(Markus Zusak, The Book Thief)

7. "He died that day because his body had served its purpose. His soul had done what it came to do, learned what it came to learn, and then was free to leave.“(Garth Stein, The Art of Racing in the Rain)

8.  “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.” (Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities)

9.  "Then she was pressing her little proud broken self against his face, as close as she could get, and then they died.” (Philip Pullman, The Subtle Knife)

10. "You know, a heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating, just the same.“ (Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe)

Can you tell I'm at uni?

I was born with self-quarentine. That aged well

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

You know those things where you only find a fragment at first, and it sticks with you, makes you feel something you've forgotten or never have? And you never look for context, never need it, maybe you assume the fragment is it, that the sentence is complete. But then, completely by accident you find the fragments origin, its home when it's not nestled in you collarbones, not wrapped around your lackluster heart. And you find the home is just as magnificent, and all those feelings you felt the first time come washing back in a hundredfold. And then you explore the home, and the neighborhood, you find the architect and try to see everything his hands have constructed. And for just a little while, you get to be lost. And it's the most magnificent thing.

This is probably too long and incoherent, but it's late and I might as well. Sorry for the scrolling.

“You Are Jeff” by Richard Siken

Ocean’s 8  Headcanon. 

Remember the scene in the diner where Lou’s like “Are you proposing?”  And Debbie says “Oh Baby, I don’t have the diamond yet.”

Well after their heist, Debbie kept one of the diamonds from the Toussaint and has Amita turn it into a ring and Debbie gives it to Lou and says, “Okay, now I’m proposing.”

Kisses

Here is the story I’d said I’d write.  Title is misleading, basically angsty doctor/master.  Let me know if you want me to read more.  There *may* be a part 2 posted.

Every single time I see fanart of Michael (beloved underscore not mcchill) my brain conjures up an image of the Beloved Underscore household laying in bed one morning sleepy with Micheal between Tubbo and Ranboo. And Micheal uses all of his might and toddler instincts to simultaneously head-but Tubbo and Kick Ramboo square in the back with his hooves. And i just think that’s wonderful.

Its amazing how accurate these are

MCU as Quotes vol. 10: Movies as John Mulaney

Iron Man: “This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

The Incredible Hulk: “I don’t even have a joke for that. That’s how much I hate that shit.”

Iron Man 2: “And I had that thought that only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have: ‘Did I do that?’”

Thor: “I need everybody, all day, to like me so much.”

Captain America: The First Avenger: “I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.”

The Avengers: “Do my friends hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?”

Iron Man 3: “I have a girlfriend now, which is strange because I’m probably gay.”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier: “And now there’s nazis again. *disgusted and confused face*”

Guardians of the Galaxy: “We’re all gonna die, Street Smarts!”

Avengers: Age of Ultron: “The world is run by robots, and sometimes they ask us if we’re robots just because we’re trying to see our own stuff.”

Ant Man: “FUCK DA POLICE”

Captain America: Civil War: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Doctor Strange: “Look at these curvy letters! More curvy than most, wouldn’t you say? You look mortal, if ye be! You look!”

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2: “None of us really know our fathers… anyway,”

Spider-Man: Homecoming: “I look back at being seventeen and I think 'oh god, how did I not die?’”

Thor: Ragnarok: “I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, I’m new in town.”

Black Panther: The whole “horse in a hospital” bit

Avengers: Infinity War: “The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with the fact that you still fail at it a lot of the time.”

Ant Man and The Wasp: “My wife’s a bitch and I like her so much!”

Captain Marvel: “I was once on the telephone with blockbuster video, which is a very old fashioned sentence.”

Avengers: Endgame: “Brush your teeth, now - boom! Orange juice. That’s life.”

Spider-Man: Far From Home: “And I go 'Can I please go home? On an airplane?” And they go 'No! In fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder!“

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