Reticentvampyre - #1 Loustat Defender🕺😛

someone who doesn’t watch callmekevin please explain this screenshot

this is ICONIC 😂😂

im going into cardiac arrest

10 unhinged (but not inherently problematic) things Lestat has done

paid for a threesome with a sex worker, then put said sex worker to sleep so he could fuck Louis undisturbed instead

levitated during sex then made Louis think that's just what cunty French bisexuals do

brutally murdered two priests in a church then immediately proposed and got married on the spot

got completely naked when he had to share a coffin with Louis

wore a drag version of a Marie Antoinette costume to a party in 1940

trolled the public by biting into a realistic baby doll

accepted his own murder because it was done by the love of his life

carved a wooden piano and used spotify to "play" on it

became a rock star just to get his ex-husband's attention

still wears a wedding band 80+ years post divorce

bonus of jj’s lingering gaze: