callmekevin in the unboxing stream be like. i'm an e-girl. i'm a french maid. i have hundreds of tiny plastic babies. i'm an inflatable tube man. i paid €100 for a secondhand shress set. i'm playing katy perry on the acoustic guitar. i'm talking to cardboard cutouts of my coworkers. i'm unhinged. i've started a rivalry with a singing fish. i'm playing the otomatone. i'm performing duets with my piscine archnemesis. life is a soup and i'm the fork. i'm a softcore furry. i'm a danger to myself and the structural integrity of my office. i <3 dan.
Kenny Anderson, 2005
Anyone else almost forgetting about Canon Destiel and then just getting SLAPPED IN THE FACE with it? Like this morning I’m just putting some peanut butter on some bread and I’m getting my coffee and I’m having a normal day and then out of NOWHERE my brain just goes “The one thing I want is something I know I can’t have” for NO REASON and I basically bluescreened and froze. And then I blinked and realised I had been staring blankly at the coffee pot for a full five seconds it was wild.
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this is literally what happened
it is FANTASTIC 💜
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ⇢ 2x05 | VALHALLA
Listen to yourselves. Everything in our new lives is connected to Kennedy. That can’t be a coincidence. Luther works for Ruby, Allison is protesting the government, Dad is on the grassy knoll, Klaus is…doing something weird and pervy but probably related. See, clearly, we were all sent back here for one special reason: saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
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jj and pope are totally in love
eric bogosian seems like the kind of guy that experimented with gay sex back in the day and regrettably unfortunately found himself to be heterosexual and it was one of the biggest disappointments of his life but now he's been given the opportunity to live out his gay dream in a way and he is clearly so stoked to be playing a homo character on the gay vampire show and whenever he does a press junket with jacob assad and sam he's giving vibes of proud pflag dad with his three rainbow kids..actually maybe not kids because one of them is desperate to lick the back of his throat, and with the other two he is clearly convinced they are in love with each other, something which he has tried to allude to in, and this is not a joke or exaggeration, the majority of the group interviews he has participated in
8teen | black | they/she | "at some point, you gotta decide for yourself who you gon' be. can't let nobody make that decision for you."
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