Louis: Ugh, Lestat Only Wants My Money And He's Too Dumb To Manage Finances By Himself. What Other Reason

Louis: Ugh, Lestat only wants my money and he's too dumb to manage finances by himself. What other reason is there for him to turn me? 🙄

Lestat upon seeing Louis being depressed AND suicidal: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, would you like to receive the Dark Gift?