Saltwater Prayer  |  Explicit |  54.4k

Someone sees Steve in a corroded coffin tee and hits him with the “name 5 songs, poser” and Steve just starts laughing his ass off bc he doesn’t know the name of like more than 2. Granted, he is literally married to the guitarist. So he just keeps laughing in this dudes face and this dude is getting more and more pissed at whatever bar or restaurant this happens in and five minutes later Eddie finally leaves the bathroom and he’s like “baby love what’s so funny?”

And jackass is fucking starstruck and confused bc Eddie’s looking at this poser with the most amused loving eyes on the face of the earth.

“You fucking jackass, I’m MARRIED to EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON I don’t need to know a single god damn song my closet is FULL of these. Shit, I have corroded coffin shirts that he HAND DREW the band name on in 19-fucking-86 at my fucking parents kitchen table. I have been on nearly every tour in the last 20 years since they STARTED touring in ‘87 and I am the ONLY groups eddie munson has ever fucked”

And Eddie is very amused but also like “babe that’s enough, settle down before this goes on YouTube”

For @subeddieweek Day 4: Dress up

He finally convinced Steve to try a little nerdy roleplay

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Stupid dumb little comic

"Earmuffs Hootsie, also here's your flypad. Play some Vegetable Pirate"- Gricko ft. Hootsie from OUAW in almost every episode. (Vegetable Pirate reference is somewhere between ep. 47-50)

screaming

rip eddie munson you would have been hyped for tears of the kingdom. 🗡️✨🐉

I just needed to get this one out before Friday. I DONT KNOW IF THAT ARM IS ACCURATE. I guess I’ll get better refs for it soon

Neon street lights to guide you home

ig: space.ram

Could you please do a mermaid thats more swamp based? Maybe a gator or crawdad?

have a gator gal yes