Steddie Part ??

steve knowing he’s in a horror movie and hates every second of it, get this man in a sit com where nothing really happens except fun joy and laughter

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron

eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away

Pro goblin tip:

Add a little-guy-holding-a-shiny-thing patch to an item of clothing. You will not regret this. Bonus points if the little guy has a whole nest of shinies.

i promise you Life begins at 40

Thanks to @muovipalikka for finding this super cool completely real screencap

Pondering my orbs.

Someone sees Steve in a corroded coffin tee and hits him with the “name 5 songs, poser” and Steve just starts laughing his ass off bc he doesn’t know the name of like more than 2. Granted, he is literally married to the guitarist. So he just keeps laughing in this dudes face and this dude is getting more and more pissed at whatever bar or restaurant this happens in and five minutes later Eddie finally leaves the bathroom and he’s like “baby love what’s so funny?”

And jackass is fucking starstruck and confused bc Eddie’s looking at this poser with the most amused loving eyes on the face of the earth.

“You fucking jackass, I’m MARRIED to EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON I don’t need to know a single god damn song my closet is FULL of these. Shit, I have corroded coffin shirts that he HAND DREW the band name on in 19-fucking-86 at my fucking parents kitchen table. I have been on nearly every tour in the last 20 years since they STARTED touring in ‘87 and I am the ONLY groups eddie munson has ever fucked”

And Eddie is very amused but also like “babe that’s enough, settle down before this goes on YouTube”