I Think R/BenignExistence Is My Favorite Subreddit 🥲 I Love These Pleasant Little Glimpses Into Strangers'

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

@just-my-latest-hyperfixation 's new Demon!Eddie teaser just dropped and everyone needs to go and read it!!!!! (click here)

You have NO IDEA how long i've been waiting to share this sketch because i didn't wanna spoil that very very good line ✍️

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

The jaws under the gums

For there's no friend, there's no kind eyes, there's muscle and teeth, muscle and teeth.

I hear the Springtrap monologue in an edit and my brain when "Virgil, my friend! What are you doing here?"

Illustrating some literal mushroom names in anticipation of baby's first convention season (as an independent artist)

Here's 1 out of 3 - Chicken of the Woods!

Come see me at VanCAF in May if you like chickens and/or mushrooms. I'll have stickers and postcards and other art toooo

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

"Earmuffs Hootsie, also here's your flypad. Play some Vegetable Pirate"- Gricko ft. Hootsie from OUAW in almost every episode. (Vegetable Pirate reference is somewhere between ep. 47-50)