Retro-vagabond - Latest Fixation

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when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[to the tune of YMCA] mothman, there’s no need to feel down I said mothman,

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

The Red Knight by Ami Thompson

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You idiot, we could have been...us. I forgive you.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino's" ft. Kremy, Gideon, Hootsie, Gricko, Morning Frost, and Torbek from "Once Upon A Witchlight". Zoolander reference comments from episode 23 "Stumped".

Ooo you're opening requests again! The only thing I can think of right now is either... one of them making the other blush, or Eddie being cute about Steve's freckles/moles. :3

I hope this works hehe! Steve let his guard down, Eddie found a sharpie

‘Hello, Steve. Miss me?.’

Tell me, tell me the lies you’re telling him when you Run away ‘cause I wanna know Cause I, I’m sure it’s killing him to find That you run to me when he lets you go 'Cause I’m burning, burning, burning up with fire So - come turn me on and turn the flames up higher - Wild Child W.A.S.P