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Call me a nerd, but I love each and every one of these ideas and want to see them become reality!

Why I should never ever do hypnosis porn

I often think about hypnosis in professional pornography. When it does come up in porn it is more of a quickly used excuse to get to the sex as Hypnotists are the new washing machine repair people. There are specialized people who do actually do real hypnosis based pornography but it is usually rather straight which often leaves me disappointed. So sometimes I jokingly consider making my own porn, before I realize that would be a horrible idea as I have a face utterly designed for radio and the ideas I have would be far too silly. Thus I present some of those ideas as proof of why I should never ever be let near the camera:

-Space Pirates Go!- A bunch of Space Pirates orbiting Gurlala-456 are hunting for treasure! But who will get the most? One pirate betrays the crew and starts sabotaging everything by hypnotizing them one by one. -Vanuatu’s Got Talent (Linking to Hypnosis and Sex)- Every other spin off exists, so why not this? Hosted in Vanuatu for tax purposes people can vote for their favorite person and things may or may not happen. -Karmen Rider: Trance- This is either hypnotizing people to think they are a Karmen Rider, or a Karmen Rider with hypnotic powers..Honestly I am surprised this hasn’t actually happened yet. -Homestuck- A totally original idea where hypnotists compete to see how many people they can keep stuck in chairs. -The Utterly Real Life Adventures Of A Hypnotherapist, This Is All True Honest- A fly on the wall show watching someone who is totally a hypnotherapist (they have a certificate and everything) sexually use clients they have put under. Because we all know if you were doing such a thing you would film it and put it on the internet, as that is an utterly flawless plan. -I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Subject- The antidote to hypnosis porn. The panel are once again given silly things to do. Features Collin Sell on piano. -Madam Mesmerique’s Marvelous Menagerie-A circus themed show where each act has a hypnosis theme badly shoe-horned Cleverly added in to give all the thrills of the circus with all the thrills of hypnofetish. (Note to self: Check if you can hypnotize a lion). -Morning Mesmerism- A hypnosis show with the hyper-active energy and aesthetic of Japan’s old “MiniMoni” Tv show. (I actually came very close to doing this at one point, worryingly close).

-La Mesmériser- A Hypnosis porn musical. The thrilling tale of a persons journey through Paris with only hypnosis and song to guide them. All in French. Free bread with each DVD purchase.

-Arkham Horror- A dark tale of hypnosis and fear. See people be pushed to the limits as the inmates take over the Asylum. Check if either DC comics or the Boardgame people will sponsor this.

-Hypno- It’s Clue just with finding who hypnotized who and doing it before you get hypnotized yourself. Will be known as Hypnodo in the UK. There will be Communism, but it will be a red herring.

-催眠のハイスクール- Each week join the wacky adventures at Muimina Academy as they try to navigate the perils of high school life and find that when your brigade leader is a fantastic hypnotist all sorts of weird things can happen!

Always!

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To be extra clear, all suggestions and triggers are discussed and agreed upon, and are phrased so that they only work when you want them to. Not even I can use them on you if you don’t want them to impact you.

I also provide the transcript of the suggestions section of the files for extra transparency.

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