Reblog If You Wanna Be Hypnotized By My Pretty Titties

I got nuked, but I’m back again!

If you’re on a road trip with me, I’ll do it for you!

I can think of some things you can do that don’t involve your brain at all. In fact, I can shut it off for you

I'm so bad at writing I'm too dumb to do anything 😋

I need someone to wake me up like this

Always!

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What if it was Call of Cthulhu, but instead of tracking Sanity, we called it mindfulness and the lower it falls, the deeper you fall too?

Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.

Compiling a list of monsters to use for the horny hypno D&D game:

Sirens

Yellow musk thralls

Incubi/succubi

Mind flayers

Aboleth

Vampires

False Hydra

Rakshasa

Intellect Devourer

Arch Mage

And of course they’re going to need minions like Minotaurs, goblins, kobolds, golems, etc.

What other monsters should we add to the list?

Oh god, this reminds me of this series on literotica. Stud Farm? Something like that. I need more chapters of that.

Hold her down and fuck her stupid.

🤝🏻

Hold her tight and make her feel safe.

Then I’d be awfully remiss if I didn’t give them some attention too

If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face