That’s The Funny Thing About Acting.

Tell me again, I want to make sure I got it

If you’re on a road trip with me, I’ll do it for you!

Sounds like a great way to spend a weekend

Human dildo bf I can tie up and play with for hours until I get bored

I got nuked, but I’m back again!

I want to know!

I give myself Light Blue.

On a completely unrelated topic, any volunteers for a kinky mind flayer adventure?

Horny TTRPG gamenight where the players all have remote/app controlled vibes in them they can't take out, and the DM is in control of them all

During combat any time you take damage the vibrator turns on for a duration and intensity equal to the damage.

If an npc tries to charm you, you don't roll to save, the DM actually tries hypnotizing you and you have to try (and probably fail) to resist

When your player dies, the fun's not over, the DM leaves your vibrator on full blast for the rest of the night, either making you cum over & over and/or turning you into an overstimulated mess

The game ends when your party defeats all the bad guys, or when you all become the DMs devoted playthings

Compiling a list of monsters to use for the horny hypno D&D game:

Sirens

Yellow musk thralls

Incubi/succubi

Mind flayers

Aboleth

Vampires

False Hydra

Rakshasa

Intellect Devourer

Arch Mage

And of course they’re going to need minions like Minotaurs, goblins, kobolds, golems, etc.

What other monsters should we add to the list?

Have I made it up to ear nibbles yet?

If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face

I volunteer as tribute 😉

Now accepting volunteers to breed me🤞🏼

The only downside to running the horny hypno D&D game so far: I don’t have anyone to help get me off after hypnotizing these wonderful people.

Any volunteers to help me blow off some steam?