Dangit, I Messed Up. I Should’ve Quoted Cassandra: “Moisturize Me!”

Adult women who have stuffed animals on their bed have the most fucked up kinks.

I volunteer as tribute 😉

Now accepting volunteers to breed me🤞🏼

Good thing we can both use you at the same time 😉

If I bomb your blog with like 10 likes in the space of 15 minutes I want you to think of it as planting lil kisses all over your face

kinky dnd sounds super delicious (๑✧◡✧๑)

We’re still open to players joining! I’m trying to round out the third group currently!

That’s right, just stare. Watch me sway back and forth, no, don’t look away.

You don’t even want to blink, you’re so captivated by my curves. Let your eyes burn my image into your brain, just like my words are.

You’re not even listening anymore, just letting my words sink deep into that soft malleable mind of yours. That’s okay, you don’t need to remember what I say.

You just need to remember that you’re mine, body, mind, and soul.

Sounds like a great way to spend a weekend

Human dildo bf I can tie up and play with for hours until I get bored

All of the colors, swirling and spiraling together, undulating and pulsing as they shift, transforming and flowing into each other: I’d hypnotize you

See what your followers think of you.

Black: I would date you.

Green: I think you’re cute.

Blue: You are my tumblr crush.

Grey: I wish you would notice me.

Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Teal: We have a lot in common.

Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.

Orange: I don’t like your blog.

Brown: I don’t like you.

Pink: I think you are unattractive.

Red: I hate you with a burning passion.

White: Marry me.

The only downside to running the horny hypno D&D game so far: I don’t have anyone to help get me off after hypnotizing these wonderful people.

Any volunteers to help me blow off some steam?

This is what I’m going to have @wakeupsleepychloe wear when I fly her out to me

Who wants in on a horny hypno D&D game? I promise to hypnotize everyone into being on time, and give you all phantom sense triggers for when the succubi and incubi invade.