What If We Kissed In The Clouds , Or Whatever Ahaha.

coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older

me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??

coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th

me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else

coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?

me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special

coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me

Actual 9 year old Dick Grayson, strapped into his booster seat, currently throwing a fit in the Batmobile because he ate all the elephants out of his animal crackers, “Zitka nooooooo!”

Batman, 22 year old new father, on the phone with Alfred because he has no idea if this is normal or trauma, “whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoidohewontstopcryinghelpmeplease”

[me and coworker getting to meet a new coworker]

new coworker: im a right winger, i just agree with them more

me, a literal blue haired pronoun alt kid:

coworker in between us watching this go down: ... well this got interesting

so i made a thing...

jason todd, the red hood: [trauma dumps]

rin okumura, son of satan: ... that's rough, buddy

rin okumura is literally another black haired, blue-eyed orphan with big daddy issues; he and jason would be quick friends. bruce is probably having his batsenses go off like crazy, knowing there's a child who fits his MO to adopt

ive been told before how i talk in 2x speed and im sorry bro but i got places to go, places to be, more specifically, my brain is too fast for my mouth and my mouth does its best to keep up

its more that ur lucky ur not exposed to my thoughts or u would get the full 4k hd in 100x speed with surround sound 5 hour recap of my current hyperfixations

Come on Barbie let’s go party

reverse robins but make it fantasy :)

(jason can turn into something like the windigo, tim is a harpy, and cass is a [edited 11/7/24: a spider mutant, spider hybrid, spider human, whatever. she has extra spider limbs!])

the tags and replies on this post are great and i think it's a crime yall hide these in the tags.

now go read on the king shark dad plot here, it's great

When Dick first became Robin, he was still losing his baby teeth. He obviously used that to mess with villains.

Dick, held by a rogue: “You’ll never get any information out of me! I won’t break!” *spits out tooth*

Rogue: “I didn’t even hit you yet what—“

ngl this made me choke on my spit

deleted scene from between season 2 & 3

(based off of a tweet by @/p0wderedmarbl3s on twitter!)