OH MY GOD

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

new scars, new facepaint

coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older

me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??

coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th

me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else

coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?

me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special

coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me

The process of being diagnosed with autism as an adult:

Am I autistic? No, surely not, it would have come up by now

Wait a second

WAIT A SECOND

HOLD THE FUCK UP FOR JUST A GODDAM SECOND

YOURE TELLING ME I WAS AUTISTIC THIS WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME?!?!?!? AND NOBODY FUCKING SAID ANYTHING?!?!?!?

Oh

OH

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

It all makes sense now

Wait, it’s ALL autism? 90% of my behavior and mannerisms was just autism?

How did I not see it? In retrospect it’s so painfully obvious

Imagine how much better my life could have been if I actually got the help I needed as a child

Despair

DESPAIR

Mournful acceptance

What the fuck do I do now

the fact that any athlete can be subjected to "gender testing" on a whim because osmeone thinks she is too strong, too fast, just simply Too Good to be a woman is so fucking antifeminist, how can these people not see it?

idk who needs to hear this, but always be mindful of a man who runs and fights in sandals. those mf are TERRIFYING.

i worry that someday, furina might actually try and sue venti. Not because venti could be stronger than her, and i'm certainly not worried about venti.

I worry because venti is a bard and bards are known to talk well. Not only will he talk himself out of all charges, he will probably somehow push them all onto furina and the fontaine justice system will need months to figure out what the fuck just happened.

And chief justice neuvillette will not speed up the process. Let the hydro archon learn her lesson as she spends like two months in jail.

Imagine the uproar. The hydro archon, god of justice, in jail. Venti would visit her daily.

"But at least I can keep an eye on my child and those who have been kind to him"