What About A Bit Of That Princess And The Bird Au?

*holds face tenderly*

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There is a sort of trope that I've noticed in DC media where Batman is infinitely stranger from anyone else's perspective than his own. In his own comics and movies and such his motives are explained to you, you have his inner monologue, but the moment you put him in someone else's story, you're met with a general vibe of 'what the fuck is wrong with that man? is that a man? might be a demon.'

And this 100% extends to the batkids.

Dick? The man has no bones. From an outside perspective, he leaps before he looks, grinning and laughing as be backflips off buildings with seemingly no plan, only to catch himself with a grapple at the last minute. He's charming and warm until he can't be, and then he's terrifying, with a glare and temper that rivals the Bat's.

Jason? He has deadly aim and a steady hand. He's hulking and strong, but he's also silent. He still moves like a bat, like he was taught to in his Robin days, despite the fact that he's taller and broader than Bruce now. The Red Hood could appear out of the shadows behind you, no matter how safe you are, and you wouldn't be able to do anything to stop it.

Tim? He's smart. They're all smart, but he's smart smart. And his ethics and intelligence don't always mesh. He could tear down any security system with frightening efficiency, then rebuild it better. Logically, he's always five steps ahead.

Damian? He's the most obviously terrifying. He's small, and angry, and he has a sword that he knows how to use with frightening efficiency. He's as viscous as his father can be, but with a temper that more unchecked. He learned how to kill before he learned how to protect.

Duke, Cass, and Steph also fall under this, but I don't know enough about them to make accurate judgements.

Anyway, what I'm saying is the rogues and the Justice League alike fear the Bats, and for good reason.

Guys I have to watch a production of Hamlet starring David Tennant for a class and I saw this one frame of him looking at a camera and something evil and sinister overcame me to a point of which I was blind, and like a dying man to water I was shoved to photoshop by forces I do not recognize and this sickness is overwhelming and the rot consumes and so I have made this.

Bruce as one of those parents who learns one thing about you and then assumes that is your whole personality

Bruce: Happy Birthday, Jason! Open your presents!

Jason: You got me tires. Again.

Bruce: You used to like tires :(

Jason: Yeah, when I was twelve. And I didnt even like them that much back then either!

Bruce: Should I take them back…

Jason: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING TIRES, BRUCIE.

my nicknames for some of my favorite genshin characters

(im latino so a lot of them are just my spanish nickname for them)

bennett: benito, conejo, conejito malo (iykyk)

razor: coyote, razor (pronounced like raw-Zore, heavy on the span pronunciation)

fischl: princesa

childe: colora'o, sinvergüenza

zhongli: don lee

neuvilette: nube, nutela

furina: farina

xiao: mamón, malcria'o, hijo'e puta, mr edgelord

mualani: nani

ayaka: yaya, ayaya

ayato: mr kamisato ayato (in a very annoying accent), bobo

thoma: tomás to menos, malewife

signora: señora, dama, la maliciosa

itto: tito

gorou: cachorro, pelu'o, el wau wau

nahida: la beba, titi ida

albedo: tiza, ALbedooooooo (with like spanish pronunciation)

kinich: kini, kiki, ichi

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