Reyislikesotired - ☆ REY ☆

congrats to Kaveh on having been finally released from the basement!

i literally sat up in the theater and all to whisper yell "HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE THING!!!"

so the fnaf movie huh

Goomba Loaf

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That one meme with Stobotnik

The Barbie Movie is the movie of all time for many reasons, but the core message being "Perfoming gender roles hurts everyone, you should be your authentic self no matter what society says" really knocked it out of the park

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

leo, with a bunch of posing and arm waving: we've all got cool mystic powers! i, the great neon leon, can teleport AND create portals to anywhere

raph: raph can make himself big! i can also do clones

mikey: i beat big bads with my razzmatazz *jazz hands and actual sparks fly off his hands as his weapon catches fire too*

donnie, without looking up from his phone: gun.

OKAY BUT LISTEN WHERES THE OWL HOUSE AU THAT THE COVEN HEADS (AKA RAINE, LILITH, DARIUS AND EBERWOLF) NOTICE WHAT HUNTERS GOING THROUGH EARLY ON AND INSTEAD OF GOING ABOUT IT LIKE THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY HELP AND CARE FOR HIM??

ik i saw one where raine noticed and they took it upon themselves to help in tiny ways w/o the emperor noticing BUT wheres the one where lilith, the emperors coven head, notices first?? and actually does smth about it??

lilith: edalyn what do i do? hes a child yes but hes the emperor's nephew but he has so MANY scars and-

eda, chugging her 3rd apple blood while burping a baby king: *burps obnoxiously* how do u feel about adoption?

lilith then starts taking over hunter's training and giving him more free time. she tells the emperor that the reason why he goes to hexside often is so he can keep an eye on how they conduct things but really it was so he could be around people his age. this is him before being the golden guard btw :p more like training to become one. hunter thinks its some sort of undercover mission (lilith told him that) and behaves as so. think like that flyer derby ep when he first arrived and tried to get kids to join a coven. that. then he chilled out after a few weeks and

lilith is VERY slow on catching that hunter's got a crush. she first thought it was a fever and had him bedrest for 2 days before eda cackled and explained to her what it really was when lilith asked her about it.

eda: he's a growing boy, entering his teens, his hormones are everywhere, and theyre looking at a certain green witch

lilith getting all excited when hunter wins his first flyer derby game is smth i need to see/read yall

idk what else rn but i might add more to this later :p