Hcq In Nutshell

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

~sharin some toh fanart i did back then~

yk i was expecting a turn but that was about 2 lefts, a right, a u-turn, had to go back cause we missed an exit, made a break stop, before finally getting the highway and landing what

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

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no cause they don't know that when i hear that song, i'm thinking about him <3

okay spiderverse au where izuku is the guy in the chair for katsuki; he's had to come out once or twice as like a sidekick or smth to help out katsuki in a pinch (not that he'd admit it but izuku knows and just does it because who's gonna stop him? definitely not katsuki)

he also calls katsuki "katsuki" cause i say so and in this au they would be more acquaintances since they grew out of eo during childhood but izuku calls him kacchan when he wants to annoy or tease him

katsuki only calls him "deku" when he's out as spiderman and is talking to him through the communicator in his suit (izuku, with the help of hatsume, remade his more,,, rudimentary outfit)

izuku: really? ur gonna go out in that?

katsuki, in big platform boots, cargo pants, a tank top, domino mask and vambraces on his arms: stfu

izuku found out about katsuki being spiderman p fast

katsuki: what do u want nerd?

izuku: oh yk mom and i were watching the news last night and this article came up and yk, its so interesting-

katsuki: get to the fuckin point

izuku: -dont interrupt me unless u DONT want a more high-quality suit for ur next patrol

katsuki: next patrol? what-

izuku: ur spiderman arent u

katsuki:

izuku:

katsuki: ... stupid shitty nerd and his stupid shitty observation skills

izuku: yeah anyways, ur coming with me after school ;)

katsuki: wait-

hatsume, ofc, has a million and one ideas for gadgets for the team

katsuki: will this shit explode again?

hatsume, with a wide grin: only ur enemies

katsuki, grinning feraly: perfect

and other times...

hatsume: so i got a new idea for the magnet boots babies-

katsuki: no.

hatsume: wait-

katsuki: no, that shit almost ripped me apart. no.

hatsume, pouting: ur no fun, when have i ever [izuku and katsuki open their mouths to answer] no dont answer that

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Pls show us theym…fashion 👀👀

oh Yes I can I should finish this one it was fun to do

the biggest honor i can give to any fictional character is to draw them in clothes from my wardrobe

i wish i could pull off my own outfits as well as these two do wtf.

rip to that patch jacket hunter has on though I lost it sometime last winter and I think about it a lot it was so cool looking . forever checking goodwills for an equivalent