Dios Me Maldijo Por Mi Orgullo Y Ahora Mi Labor No Tiene Fin

Dank spidey memes

I feel like I can say pretty confidently that if adventure time was still making new episodes that Brian David Gilbert would end up as a guest voice at some point. I don’t know why it just feels true

1.0 vs 4.0

so we all agree that hunter volunteers at camila's vet clinic right

Idk why I always try to do the most™️ when I draw scissor seven fanart lmao

coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older

me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??

coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th

me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else

coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?

me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special

coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me

While I understand that shitpost-y footnotes about titty pills are bound to have more notes than telling people about my book, it’s still a bit sad when the former gets 150k notes and the latter gets like 900. 😫

I noticed today that the deadname of a client was clearly visible in their client file because it was their legal name, and flagged it for IT. I specifically flagged it as "Hey, if someone sees this and calls our client the wrong name, we'll lose them as a client." IT emailed me back immediately, and it's now invisible except on their contract with us, which the majority of us don't have direct access to, as opposed to their client file.

The reason I flagged it framing it as a loss is that what matters to most companies is money. If you can flag a bigoted practice as something that will lose customers, clients, or get them a lawsuit, that is significantly more likely to get taken care of quickly than trying to appeal to their better nature. I could have flagged it as "Hey, this is going to make our client really upset if they hear it.", which was my actual motivation for flagging it, but if I had, then it probably would have been taken care of in a few days or even weeks, not hours.

Always hit them with the profit argument for quick and decisive action.

this guy writes faster than alexander hamilton wtf

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