Tim: I Don't Think We Can Blackmail, Bully, Babygirl Our Way Out Of This One Guys

dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt

If a history-based work is good and inaccurate it’s because it’s a piece of art that sacrificed some points of accuracy for the sake of storytelling and conveying themes deeper and more important than a straightforward recounting of facts. If it’s bad and inaccurate then that’s just another reason why it sucks

i think i only want to see a rottmnt x sonic (live action) crossover because i would love to see donnie and robotnik meeting each other.

they would love to hate each other, is how at least i think it would go.

like i just imagine them seeing each other and their fight or flight instincts kicking it, and its immediately fight, but with knowledge.

"what's the 99th digit of pi?!"

"longest word in the dictionary?!"

"this is my FULLY SENTIENT robot ai son, shelldon"

"THESE are my beautiful egg babies"

"i have combined mysticism and science!"

"i have 5 phds and fluent in several languages!"

then they also meet up later for coffee (made by agent stone and michelangelo respectively) and actually compare notes like colleagues, but as soon as the coffee is done and they leave, they go back to hating each other

idk but illumination working on a loz movie,,,

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okay spiderverse au where izuku is the guy in the chair for katsuki; he's had to come out once or twice as like a sidekick or smth to help out katsuki in a pinch (not that he'd admit it but izuku knows and just does it because who's gonna stop him? definitely not katsuki)

he also calls katsuki "katsuki" cause i say so and in this au they would be more acquaintances since they grew out of eo during childhood but izuku calls him kacchan when he wants to annoy or tease him

katsuki only calls him "deku" when he's out as spiderman and is talking to him through the communicator in his suit (izuku, with the help of hatsume, remade his more,,, rudimentary outfit)

izuku: really? ur gonna go out in that?

katsuki, in big platform boots, cargo pants, a tank top, domino mask and vambraces on his arms: stfu

izuku found out about katsuki being spiderman p fast

katsuki: what do u want nerd?

izuku: oh yk mom and i were watching the news last night and this article came up and yk, its so interesting-

katsuki: get to the fuckin point

izuku: -dont interrupt me unless u DONT want a more high-quality suit for ur next patrol

katsuki: next patrol? what-

izuku: ur spiderman arent u

katsuki:

izuku:

katsuki: ... stupid shitty nerd and his stupid shitty observation skills

izuku: yeah anyways, ur coming with me after school ;)

katsuki: wait-

hatsume, ofc, has a million and one ideas for gadgets for the team

katsuki: will this shit explode again?

hatsume, with a wide grin: only ur enemies

katsuki, grinning feraly: perfect

and other times...

hatsume: so i got a new idea for the magnet boots babies-

katsuki: no.

hatsume: wait-

katsuki: no, that shit almost ripped me apart. no.

hatsume, pouting: ur no fun, when have i ever [izuku and katsuki open their mouths to answer] no dont answer that

*holds face tenderly*

while mondstadt was the first nation we arrive and learn about, u notice that it isnt until we travel out of mondstadt that we actually are able to learn in more detail about the place and its inhabitants

in a way, we always come back to mondstadt, no matter how far we have gone