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the danger of going on socials to look at pretty fanart of your favorite fandoms is that there is always ship art and it's always

"oh i don't ship them but they are cute"

"oh this is so cute of them!"

"wait... i didn't think of them like this- this is kinda v wholesome..."

"well... i DO want fanart of them but it doesn't HAVE to be shipping fanart haha..."

"*sighs in defeat as i enter ao3 and search up fics of new ship to obsess over*"

Spider-Man: MENACE

He's the ultimate lifeform btw

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

Guess who just watched sonic 3

JUST SAW FANART OF RISE! DONNIE AND TIM DRAKE BEING BESTIES AND NOW I HAVE THE ITCH

finding these posts after i've seen them posted in other socials just makes me feel like i found an old relic of a bygone time, precious and keeper of human history

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Here's another silly Sonic 3 "what if" scenario.

Kon: Wait, you're bi?!?!

Bart: *wheeze*

Tim: I do not see how that is currently relevant to our situation-

Kon: AND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?!?!

Cassie: *pats Kon's shoulder*

Tim: YES, NOW FOCUS- *gets thrown by a tentacle*

Kon: SO YOU'RE SAYING WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER. IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

when your love language is secretly physical touch, but any amount of affection overwhelms you 🙄

i think i only want to see a rottmnt x sonic (live action) crossover because i would love to see donnie and robotnik meeting each other.

they would love to hate each other, is how at least i think it would go.

like i just imagine them seeing each other and their fight or flight instincts kicking it, and its immediately fight, but with knowledge.

"what's the 99th digit of pi?!"

"longest word in the dictionary?!"

"this is my FULLY SENTIENT robot ai son, shelldon"

"THESE are my beautiful egg babies"

"i have combined mysticism and science!"

"i have 5 phds and fluent in several languages!"

then they also meet up later for coffee (made by agent stone and michelangelo respectively) and actually compare notes like colleagues, but as soon as the coffee is done and they leave, they go back to hating each other

Ya know I've been wondering why there been such a wave of tired but good dad Bruce fics on ao3, specially with a focus on Dicks time or Jason's. Specially since current ao3 authors seem to focus more on taking his more awful moments upto task n either fleshing out his character or point out his abuse (depending on what fanon version the author wants to protray) set more in Dami's time.

Then i realized that Robert Pattinson is at fault. His portrayal of Batman sent the characterization back into what the Dark Night first was to fanon, a deeply depressed man trying to find and give justice in a very dark world. And that kind of person works well with traumatized kids like Dick n Jay.

sonic 3 spoilers fyi ig-

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anyways now that those people are gone

au where everything is mostly the same, only that shadow, after that explosion, gets transported to miraland and then has to help nikki in her whimsical adventure of getting miracle outfits cause one of them should be able to get him home and idk along the way he learns about friendship or smth

he and momo become nikki's bodyguards, if anyone even DARED to look at her wrong, well, :)

shadow sees giovanni and the two just stare before having this deep understanding of eo, shadow still punches him later on

if i had a nickle every time a character named jason i liked died at the hands of some power hungry asshole with no problem killing children, i'd have like two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

I thought this was going to be hilarious with Jason and it is.

everytime tim pisses off jason jason's like "first you steal my fucking job, now this?!" and tim goes "i didn't STEAL robin, you were DEAD and the position needed to be FILLED." and then jason says "but when i stopped being dead you didn't give it BACK. when an office worker gets a replacement so they can go on maternity leave the replacement is supposed to FUCK OFF once the maternity leave ENDS." and tim argues "YOU WEREN'T ON FUCKING MATERNITY LEAVE JASON" and jason screams back equally loud "WELL I DISAPPEARED FOR AROUND NINE MONTHS AND THEN SHOWED BACK UP WITH DAMIAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!" and then tim leaping strikes him off a 6 story building

leo, with a bunch of posing and arm waving: we've all got cool mystic powers! i, the great neon leon, can teleport AND create portals to anywhere

raph: raph can make himself big! i can also do clones

mikey: i beat big bads with my razzmatazz *jazz hands and actual sparks fly off his hands as his weapon catches fire too*

donnie, without looking up from his phone: gun.

if yall dont hear from me again, dw, i'm prob just playing infinity nikki

my nicknames for some of my favorite genshin characters

(im latino so a lot of them are just my spanish nickname for them)

bennett: benito, conejo, conejito malo (iykyk)

razor: coyote, razor (pronounced like raw-Zore, heavy on the span pronunciation)

fischl: princesa

childe: colora'o, sinvergüenza

zhongli: don lee

neuvilette: nube, nutela

furina: farina

xiao: mamón, malcria'o, hijo'e puta, mr edgelord

mualani: nani

ayaka: yaya, ayaya

ayato: mr kamisato ayato (in a very annoying accent), bobo

thoma: tomás to menos, malewife

signora: señora, dama, la maliciosa

itto: tito

gorou: cachorro, pelu'o, el wau wau

nahida: la beba, titi ida

albedo: tiza, ALbedooooooo (with like spanish pronunciation)

kinich: kini, kiki, ichi

Love it when that happens

If a history-based work is good and inaccurate it’s because it’s a piece of art that sacrificed some points of accuracy for the sake of storytelling and conveying themes deeper and more important than a straightforward recounting of facts. If it’s bad and inaccurate then that’s just another reason why it sucks

my friends, it is not illegal to recognize there are problematic elements to the content you enjoy. it’s called critical thinking. you can enjoy something and not turn a blind eye to the shit wrong with it. 

me, asking my sister who to pull for but simplifying it cause she doesn't play genshin: okay so should i go for cowgirl with a gun spirit or magician cat boy?

my sister, without missing a beat: magician cat boy.