@halojones06 How Do I Not Scare You

you had to make a joke didn’t you🙄

Also Percy be happy or whatever

ok let me just get to the point

you are jason’s best friend

annabeth adores you

leo thinks your awesome

you were there for hazel and frank and they love you for it

piper would love to cause mayhem with you

they love you

it’s time to love yourself

(He nods slowly) "okay- okay, thanks for this. Really."

intro post

Hi I’m Reyna Ramírez-Arellano

I’m just doing this cause Gwen made me so just ask away

y’all are ridiculous

How I think the demigods would start videos if they had YouTube channels

Percy: What is up my little fishies, I hope you are feeling great today. Maybe even fintastic.

Annabeth: Hello, my fellow scholars.

Piper: Good evening, my little rays of sunshine, and my creatures of darkness.

Jason: Hello, wolf pack!

Hazel: Hello, beautiful gems.

Frank: Hi, everyone.

Leo: Howdy do, my apprentices. Uncle Leo is back!

Nico dragged me, Hazel and Will there last week...Ive decided it..the camps are getting a fucking therapist i swear!!

you don't call me by my full name I hate it

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

Percy you can read latitude and longitude lines

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP meth classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

very accurate

I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.

makes sense

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.”

— Oscar Wilde

Jason once you cried because you accidentally folded some paper yes you are

I need more fics about Jason Grace pining his dramatic little heart out STAT! I'll write them myself if I have to, but Jason deserves to stare out the window with his chin in his hand and sigh dramatically while he thinks about Leo. More importantly I deserve it.

does anyone ever just have the urge do brutally murder someone????