Hey Hold Up Why Wasn’t I Invited

you had to make a joke didn’t you🙄

Also Percy be happy or whatever

ok let me just get to the point

you are jason’s best friend

annabeth adores you

leo thinks your awesome

you were there for hazel and frank and they love you for it

piper would love to cause mayhem with you

they love you

it’s time to love yourself

(He nods slowly) "okay- okay, thanks for this. Really."

damn @childofthewargod

List of “tall versus short” prompts

“Just because you’re taller than me doesn’t mean you can step all over me!” “Buddy, you’ve just made it worse for yourself.”

“How’s the weather up there?” “Better than down there for sure.” 

“Your temper is short as you are.” “How about you go fuck yourself?” “You’ve just proven my point, short thing.”

“You stupid daddy long leg.” “At least I’m daddy, unlike someone.” “…Oh God, please do not associate with me ever again and get the fuck away from me this instant—”

“I could show you the world, if you’d just give me a chance.” “Yeah, like what in the world, exactly?” “Like the top of the fridge—”

“I just wanna know how it feels to be shorter than those school kids at your old age.” “Well, how does it feel to be tall and look old at your young age?”

“Your age doesn’t fit your height.”

“I guess the taller you are, the clumsier you are… Which you’ve proven to be true, time and time again.”

“Stop taking up the resources this earth has to offer, you goofy ass giraffe.”

“For someone with that height, you sure don’t have the grace they should be possessing.”

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No seriously the other day she came over to visit me and Thalia at the hunt and trained with us .....I'm genuinely surprised she's not in the military....then again Camp Jupiter and Camp Half Blood are basically the military

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

correction I’m winning

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Children of Demeter with iridescent eyes (think of like a bubble but 10x more rainbow in light)

Children of Apollo having yellowish eyes in the sunlight

Children of Hermes who's pupils expand when they see something enjoyable to them

Children of Aphrodite with heart pupils

Children of Zeus with glowing streaks in their eyes

Children of Poseidon with the ripples of water in their irises

Children of Hades with smokey eyes that make them look glazed over

Children of Athena with scriptures in their irises

Children of Hephaestus with metallic eyes (Leo's appear more orange)

Children of Ares with fiery eyes, whether it be indiciative of them, their dad, or both.

Children (and followers) of Hecate with sigils and runes in their pupils

Hunters of Artemis are like the Apollo kids, but with silver tinting and the moonlight. Grows in intensity during a hunt.

Head counselors (or Centurions), within a week of getting sworn in, begin to have eyes like their godly parent's sacred animal.

The funniest part about this is that this means 2/3 members of the Triumvirate are getting their ass blinded while Caligula is probably looking into Medea's eyes all confusedly.

Percy has fish eyes, btw.

im telling this to Percy like it's a good fucking idea

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

your favorite food

Friendly reminder that ambrosia tastes like dirt/sawdust to Jason grace!

<33

No... no this person is right

-surprisingly-

no one can make me believe that jason and reyna spoke in ENGLISH w eachother lol they're both latin freaks and discussed fully in latin that it became a lil awkward when they'd spoke english to one another (which is my imagined justification as to why they both found it soo difficult to connect after he became greek-ish, and why reyna was so put off by how unroman he became)

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

does anyone ever just have the urge do brutally murder someone????