Oh Annabeth I Forgot To Tell You He Was Singing This At Top Of His Lungs Yesterday In The Senate Building

damn @childofthewargod

List of “tall versus short” prompts

“Just because you’re taller than me doesn’t mean you can step all over me!” “Buddy, you’ve just made it worse for yourself.”

“How’s the weather up there?” “Better than down there for sure.” 

“Your temper is short as you are.” “How about you go fuck yourself?” “You’ve just proven my point, short thing.”

“You stupid daddy long leg.” “At least I’m daddy, unlike someone.” “…Oh God, please do not associate with me ever again and get the fuck away from me this instant—”

“I could show you the world, if you’d just give me a chance.” “Yeah, like what in the world, exactly?” “Like the top of the fridge—”

“I just wanna know how it feels to be shorter than those school kids at your old age.” “Well, how does it feel to be tall and look old at your young age?”

“Your age doesn’t fit your height.”

“I guess the taller you are, the clumsier you are… Which you’ve proven to be true, time and time again.”

“Stop taking up the resources this earth has to offer, you goofy ass giraffe.”

“For someone with that height, you sure don’t have the grace they should be possessing.”

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how do you fear nothing that is impossible you have to fear at least one thing

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

HoO

Leo: How long does it take for Someone to die after being stabbed?

Annabeth: Dependes were they were stabbed.

Reyna: Yeah! For example If its In the stomach 2 to 30 minutes If its on the black of the thigh 2 to 30 seconds.

The rest of the Seven: ...

Leo: How do you Know that?

Reyna: look 13 year old me had some Pirates to torture why not get some knowledge on the efectiveness of stabs !?!?

Annabeth and Leo: Fair point

The rest of the Seven: ...

These 3 being caotic on the Argo like their friendship being 3 traumatized demigods randomly talking about trauma and just BE like "oh getting stabbed at the age of 4 is normal but if you wanted to inflict real pain you Should have been aming for ..." And just caos its...yeah

yeah you really can’t also thanks @that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

intro post

Hi I’m Reyna Ramírez-Arellano

I’m just doing this cause Gwen made me so just ask away

Y’all need therapists

Yeah I was talking about Gwen from CJ

intro post

Hi I’m Reyna Ramírez-Arellano

I’m just doing this cause Gwen made me so just ask away

@annabeth-w1se-g1rl your boyfriend is in the 5th Cohort building practically making out with his sword

Someone made a Riptide blog lol

@the-pen-sword-riptide

“My beloved darling sword?”

“That I love more than Beth? Yes? Is that you my sweetheart ?”

Hi

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

im telling this to Percy like it's a good fucking idea

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.