Latest Posts by rhaenyradekarios - Page 6

Lies told by V

Me being horny for most of the characters in cyberpunk 2077:

If you know me, you know I live for angst and drama so thought I’d draw some juicy angst with Kerry caring for V as he lives his final moments on Earth due to the effects of the Relic. I am proud to say that I am satisfied and extremely disappointed in myself. 

Сyberpunk 2077 🎸  Kerry Eurodyne 

💖

it’s been a while hasn’t it ;) look at me just replaying cyberpunk only to romance kerry the 2nd round i love him so much. The fact that he’s proud of his filipino roots, comments about going back to phil every now and then, everyone knows about his iconic filipino tattoos uuugghjgjj bout time we got some filipino representation hnnn nothing like a man who’s proud of his own culture bby you’re my ANGEEEEEELLLLL

they’re in love

CYBERPUNK 2077

kerry wrote me a bad poem to help me relax - i’m so soft i can’t kerry please write poetry oh my goodness

~✯  Cyberpunk 2077 - Birthday Scenario Game  ✯~

I love creating these for various fandoms, so here you go freaks!

Character = Month you were born in

Scenario = Day you were born

Reason = Color of the shirt you’re wearing right now

(some of the combinations might not fit together so well, I tried my best though !) 

Reblog and share your results and thoughts with others to double the amount of fun ~ 

Don’t know if anyone’s posted this but since I’ve cut it, here it is. This is supposed to be a choice when you go visit Kerry in his villa, but never made it to the game.

CDPR WHY WON’T YOU LET ME KISS MY BAE!!! AAAARRGGGHHHHHH!!!

So this was based off of a post I saw on tumblr tagged with incorrect cyberpunk quotes but it disappeared on me :’( I-I can’t find it to reblog and post….I thought it was really funny ok. PSST he have a 18+ lgbtq cp77 discord! wanna hang with like minded choombas? maybe? I promise we dont bite. I ALSO PROMISE THIS STUPID LINK WONT EXPIRE DAMNIT. Join soon and maybe u will be on time for the photo contest! Join here! NOTE!!: THIS LINK HAS A CAP PER POST!! TOO MANY PEOPLE AT ONCE MAKE THE BRAIN HURTTY. You will have to wait for the next post ;)

V bringing all kinds of things back to Kerry because when he’s out on jobs he’ll stop and see something that reminds him of his boyfriend. So he buys it and presents it to Kerry as soon as he gets home. And Kerry adores it because honestly, he could buy himself anything he wants, but the little gifts V brings back are so thoughtful and endearing. Plus the idea that V thinks about him so much, especially on the job, has him smitten. And sometimes it’s not exactly something he would even consider getting for himself (”I love it… what is it?”) but it’s very V and he displays every gift with pride and adoration.

Some more of the good shit I love in Cyberpunk 2077 no I can't shut up about it (more spoilers?)

• Vik's 'KO' earrings

• Panam toasting Jackie at the campfire T_T

• Misty's predictions if V collects all those tarot cards, like thanks for reassuring V you sweet cinnamon roll, just Misty being all spiritual and supportive

• Panam getting injured and then having the healed scars after, V having a scar from the anaesthesia at Vik's clinic, it's about the CONSISTENCY

• Judy learning to trust V, taking V diving and sharing some of her fondest and hardest memories with V, having waited ages for the right time to go back home with the right person and that person is V

• Johnny holding V's hand when the relic acts up, Johnny just worrying about V when he used to only care about himself

• Us Cracks being so damn gracious when Kerry is going absolutely rabid on them, the fact they won't even let him apologize, they don't make him grovel, they just get it immediately and even spin that disaster meeting into a positive thing for the press

• Panam offering to help V and then coming to V's aid the second they ask. She knows it's nuts and dangerous and she's scared but she's gonna be there for V because V is family

• V waking up next to Kerry and kisSING HIS CHEEK SAYING 'RISE AND SHINE' BEING ALL DOMESTIC 'N SHIT??? I didn't know I could be so blessed?!?!

• Jackie taking streetkid V to meet Mama Welles when they've barely met and he was holding a gun to V's head an hour ago what a choom

• all the slang actually, PREEM

• Johnny betraying V's trust, going joyriding in V's body. V telling him he fucked up their friendship and Johnny asking for a second chance and Johnny never leTTING V DOWN AGAIN AAAHHHH

• River saving V from the spiked BD

• THAT moment when Adam Smasher lands in front of the getaway car and I did a very manly scream like I am SCARE

• the rogue GLADOS Delamain trying to kill me, the Clarice Delamain terrified of plastic flamingos and V saying 'well Clarice, have the flamingos stopped screaming?' Just all the hilarious references in this game I love them.

• the different languages being spoken throughout so cool

• flaming crotch guy being added as a contact in your phone as 'flaming crotch guy'

• the chill cookout with River; just anyone treating V like family I cry

• the sexy artwork in the graffiti tarot hnngh

• that surfboard on the table at Kerry's house with one flipflop on it; Kerry having a wall-sized portrait of his naked ass that's confidence I aspire to

• Judy's disgust when V asks for tofu, tuna and pineapple pizza, V being totally shameless

• having to do that one race in Claire's truck and it bouncing around like a tank on rollerskates hahahahaha Vcan'tdriveClairewhydidyouchooseVforthis

• Kerry naming his new song after his adventure with V, just V being like his bloody muse I don't know what I did to deserve this

• I'm just so in love with this game send help

Johnny: *slicing air between V and Kerry with a knife*

V: What in the world are you doing?

Johnny: Just trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

V/Kerry romance is so funny because Kerry just sees this twunk that broke into his house and absolutely rifts on a guitar and Kerry is just like... yeah I love him

Kerry: Vincent, could you make me a coffee?

V: What did you call me?

Kerry: Vincent.

V: Am I in trouble?

V, looking at the calendar: What's today?

V: Why'd you call me Vincent?

время скетчить 

[ AGGRESSIVELY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER ]

💋 [kiss Kerry]

If you didn’t want me to fall for the villain you shouldn’t have made them sexy and sad

V: Go eat a dick, Johnny! Johnny: (◠‿◠)

V everytime that Relic malfunctions: 

I still can’t believe Kerry tried to rip countertop off with his bare hands.

some people: kerry is with v because of johnny kerry:

V everytime that Relic malfunctions: 

Kerry: is he...?

V: does it matter?

Johnny, right there: you're doing great sweeties <3

Never forget that after Boat Drinks, Kerry drops you off NAKED in JAPANTOWN.

CDPR making Kerry Eurodyne

I love V's constant energy of "this plan is fucked. Absolute trash plan. I've never heard a worse plan in my whole fucking life. Let's do it."

GOD I WISH THAT WAS A DIALOGUE OPTION IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

*When they're mad at each other after an argument*

V: "Know what, Johnny?"

Johnny: "What?!"

V: "I prefer Kerry's version of Chippin' In."

Johnny: "..."

V: "..."

Johnny: "...you take that back."