[In the group chat]
Kawanishi: lol I’m dying help
Tendou: lmao same
Ushijima: Is this more slang?
Semi: What’s up Kawanishi?
Shirabu: good
Kawanishi: no like I’m legit dying
Kawanishi: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot
Kawanishi: the lol is a habit
Kawanishi: [sends blurry selfie in the ambulance]
[several people are typing]
the first time i saw him i thought he was in his like forties then they hit me with the gojos older than him like bro get a skincare routine or smth youre looking way too crusty for 26 :/
Nanami: When I was your age, we didn’t even have phones.
Yuji: Yeah, but you had stuff that we don’t have. Like dinosaurs.
Nanami: How old do you think I am…?
this is causing me so much anguish i am not infatuated with an anthropomorphic dragon lizard thing with bokutos hair
This is the only “hot” green Bokuto @rice-is-alive
i just checked n its 27 not 26 but yeps
Nanami: When I was your age, we didn’t even have phones.
Yuji: Yeah, but you had stuff that we don’t have. Like dinosaurs.
Nanami: How old do you think I am…?
Suna: Say yes to drugs
Kita: Say no to drugs!
Aran: It doesn’t matter what you say to drugs.
Atsumu: If you’re talking to drugs, you’re already taking them
oikawa, visiting seijoh after he graduates, barely even stepping into the gym: hey g-
kindaichi: hey oikawa remember when you lost your chance to go nationals bc of karasuno
oikawa, verge of tears: okay wow uncalled for
kindaichi:
oikawa: what was the reason for that
kindaichi: oh no reason. just wanted to remind you❤️
oikawa: fucking-
oikawa: i can see im not wanted here then
oikawa: goodbye youre all going to hell
shouldve slept when i told you to then ig :/
i dont know what emotion i got from you thinking i sent 100 asks was but im taking it as a compliment i think anyways ive sent 38 lmao
HAHA OH WOOPS
yeah i have no concept of anything okay
my brain is running on like 2% power rn bestie
i keep forgetting some ppl genuinely hate oikawa and it just hurts my heart idk lol
nvm i just realised thats a pepper not a pickle maybe i do need my eyes checked
This is the only “hot” green Bokuto @rice-is-alive
not every school has karasuno’s system about the class thing tho so we dunno 😔 but in terms of vball its true atsumu’s intelligence is a 5/5
aya but im pretty sure at least in haikyuu they kept all the class systems pretty much the same, just with more or less classes than karasuno, like how terushima is in class 7 during his second year while karasuno only goes up to class five in second year
but like yea in volleyball as well hes smart
oikawa: you have something on your face
iwa:
oikawa: its beauty😌✨
iwa: you do too...
oikawa: 🥰🥰 wow iwa so nice-
iwa: its a whole lotta ugly tho
oikawa: o- oh. cool thanks :,) haha good one
iwa: oh whats that ? looks like some stupid too
oikawa: you can,, you cant stop now😀
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