Короче как и обещали

Короче как и обещали

- Тараканы в доме есть?

- Нет, их пауки съели.

- У Вас пауки есть?

- Нет, их крысы съели.

- У Вас крысы есть?!

- Нет, их Энакин Скайуокер съел.

- А кто это?

- Забыл представиться.

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Мэйс Винду: напишите письмо человеку, который вас раздражает, а затем сожгите его.

Оби-Ван: хорошо, а с письмом что делать?

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Люк: ты что такая грустная?

Лея: с Ханом вот поссорились

Люк: да не переживай, у тебя таких ещё сто будет!

Лея: ещё сто?! господи блять за что

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сепаратисты перекрыли все выходы. Энакин вышел через вход.

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Эзра: а ты правда мандалорский знаешь?

Сабин: ну типа

Эзра: а скажи что-нибудь по-мандалорски!

Сабин: могу нахуй послать

Эзра: давай!

Сабин: иди нахуй

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Дуку ворвался в зал со словами:

- порублю твари!

твари испугались и скинулись по рублю

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я в восторге спасибо за поднятие настроения 😄

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