Throwback To The Fuckass Rvb Game Show Slides I Made My Friends Play Last Year

PART 2 of my role swap AU agenda 👹MXTX Gongs (reversed)! (We got Peak Lord Binghe, Crown Prince Hua Cheng, and Yilling Laozu Wangji)

What The Director means to say, is that when ordering his burger earlier, he requested there be no pickles, and yet, his sandwich does appear to contain them. We expect this to be remedied, either through refunding the purchase, or supplying a new burger, and perhaps an offer of a complimentary drink or fries? I’m confident you’ll be able to assist us in dealing with this matter without us needing to involve any higher authority.

also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like

wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha

lwj: sigh.

the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass

bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me

joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this

i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode

it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep

xie lian: comedian first, martial god second 💀

rewatching the blood gulch chronicles and this shit is just cementing the already proven fact that leonard church is the most pathetic excuse for a man ever and is absolutely the most babygirl of the og cast. that man is seconds away from a breakdown at any given point, dude is constantly in hysterics ... i love him with all my heart

i love epsilon so much but alpha just hits different sometimes

actually this goes on tumblr too. Why does the counselor walk like that

You have condemned those ducks to a fate beyond normal human comprehension

leave my WANGXIAN DUCKS ALONE!!! i've blessed these ducks with a life of MARITAL domestic BLISS

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once mei nianqing foretold mu qing that he'll be married to a general and since then kept reminding him that he's nothing but a gold digger and naturally mu qing became determined to prove him wrong only to jolt in realization in feng xin's bed in the middle of the night 800 years later