No Thoughts Just Josuyasu Yuri

also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like

wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha

lwj: sigh.

the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass

bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me

joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this

i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode

it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep

My favourite thing about the Xianle trio is just how sickeningly codependent close they are. Like, what do you mean you haven’t been friends in 800 years, your friend group fell out in the most painful and traumatic way it possibly could have, and you all have the absolute most reason to hate each other- but in The Cave Of 10,000 gods Mu Qing and Feng Xin were absolutely appalled at the disrespect to their prince. They were fiercely protective, refusing to let Xie Lian bear witness to what they thought was an incredibly perverted insult to his honour. They went toe-to-toe with one of the most terrifying ghosts who ever lived, all in defence of him, and did so without ever thinking twice. They dragged him through that cave system with desperately protective determination, caring for him fiercely despite being misinformed about the situation, and even though they had no obligation to. I’m biting people. Mu Qing and Feng Xin never stopped caring about Xie Lian. He’s no longer their prince, he’s no longer their employer nor even their friend, but they would still put their lives in peril for him. Even when they thought he was a violent criminal (Lang Qianqiu ily but pls kys) they visited his palace to give him medicine for his arm (something about Mu Qing brushing off his injury and saying it isn’t that bad cause all martial gods get injured, then being the first in line to go heal him is so sickening and vile I love him) and make sure he’s alright, then physically fought over the implications from each other about the other having been a bad friend. All of the bullshit trauma, all of the heartache, all of the reason they could have to not give a shit about him, and they were throwing hands over who was a better friend. I hate them. (I love them.)

guys help the protagonist isn't supposed to like me, what did i do??!? ;-;

Lan jingyi speaking the unwritten rules

nooo jiang cheng 😭😭

just truly phenomenal stuff y'know.

qi rong vine boom pt 2

rewatching the blood gulch chronicles and this shit is just cementing the already proven fact that leonard church is the most pathetic excuse for a man ever and is absolutely the most babygirl of the og cast. that man is seconds away from a breakdown at any given point, dude is constantly in hysterics ... i love him with all my heart

i love epsilon so much but alpha just hits different sometimes

so ready for tomorrow (I'M TERRIFIED.)