Lando WIP!!

I NEED HIM TO GO AWAY

He forces his opinion on everyone AHEM (invites trump to GP) yet drivers can't share their opinions

Fuck this man, fuck everything he stands for, and FUCK EVERYONE FOR KEEPING HIM IN THIS POSITION!!!

Vettel, Hamilton, and Norris all stand up for what they believe in and because one puny self centered egotistical, small dick fuck got butt hurt because the drivers started to stand up and make voices heard you’ve decided to clamp down on everything and punish them. I can’t imagine what the drivers feel like because they can’t speak on anything anymore, if I was the drivers and the Team Principles I would make sure grievances are heard and honestly tell him to fucking shove it and speak up louder ever before

F1 Drivers on radio: You guys are ****ing ridiculous. This is bull****, I am sick and tired of all of you. This strategy is ****ing **** and I swear if this continues I'm going to ****ing crash this ****ing stupid *** ****ing car. I am this ****ing close to ****ing quitting. **** all of you.

F1 Drivers in Instagram posts: Not the best race today, disappointed with the results but we are steadily improving. Strategy was great and the pace was there, just need to get a bit more comfortable with the car and make some adjustments. Thanks to the team for your consistent effort. See you next weekend 🏁

I wonder who...

Poseidon: "Do you know who I am?"

Laestrygonians: "PO-SEI-DON, PO-SEI-DON, PO-SEI-DON, PO-SEI-DON, PO-SEI-DON, PO-SEI-DON, PO-SEI-DON!"

Odysseus: "I'm not completely sure, but Imma give a wild guess..."

Isack out, Doohan out. Melbourne has not been kind to the rookies.

WAIT WTF SAINZ??? AS I WAS WRITING THIS??? NOOOOO I'M GOING TO CRY

let’s hope ferrari doesn’t wipe their smiles away after the race...

Everyone's so interested in the Merc cooling jacket at the drivers' parade lol Kimi's being poked like a stuffed toy

The bestie has spoken.

“No he hasn’t (lost the wdc). He’s in a better place and I fully believe he can do it, no doubt about it. Zero doubt from my end. I believe he can win it 100 fucking percent.”

Red Bull’s car isn’t built for Max Verstappen—it’s built for pure aerodynamic efficiency. It’s a wind-tunnel-perfect machine, designed with a razor-sharp front end and optimized by the team’s aerodynamicists (formerly Adrian Newey, for example) to maximize performance and tire management.

The difference with Max is that he adapts better than anyone to a car in its purest, fastest form. While most drivers require adjustments—less aggressive front-end response, softer rear stability, or reduced tire wear—Max thrives with minimal changes. The car that is theoretically fastest in the wind tunnel? He can drive that as is.

That’s why the idea that Red Bull “designs the car around Max” is misleading. Every team develops cars suited to their drivers, but Verstappen simply demands less compromise. When Alex Albon said, “The car is what it is,” this is what he meant. The Red Bull is not built for Max—it just so happens that Max is the one who can extract its full potential without needing it tamed.

This is so boring. someone do something

WHAT-