“asexuals Are Basically Straight”

Jane: and what do we say when our actions upset someone else?

Kat: hoes mad

Jane: no

physically i’m here, mentally i’m in the arms of a fictional character

Andrea Macasaet can step on me any day.

Happy Juneteenth, to my fellow African Americans! Remember, if you’re not African American (specifically a whyte person), you own us black folk reparations! Happy Juneteenth everybody!

Daddy Lucifer

Lina: Ugh I wish I had a Enemies to lovers.

Anne: what about us?

Lina: I said Enemy not idiot I dislike.

Anne: Gasp, that implies you think of me as your idiot!! I’m honored you feel such a way!

Lina: I will kill you.

Anne: Do it, send me down to daddy lucifer, I crave the sweet release of death.

Jane: *about to step in*

Cathy: Don’t, they’re flirting.

Jane: THEY ARE?

What is or isn't a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

"Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma" doesn't contain a slur, but "What are you, some kind of fag?" does.

"Queer studies", "the queer community" and "I'm queer"? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a "dirty queer"? Slur.

"Be gay, do crimes" and "He's gay" ≠ slur, but "Ew, that's so gay" = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking "q slur" bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren't using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

anthony ramos,,, :)

*Queens food shopping*

Catalina: *picks up tub of butter*

Anne: oh no, not ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’!

Catalina: Why not?

Anne: I don’t trust it

Catalina: What do you mean you don’t trust it? It’s butter?

Anne: Well it’s name would suggest otherwise

Kat: Yeah she’s not wrong, what is it actually made of? Is it margarine?

Anna: No, it’s made of buttermilk, it says there on the packaging

Anne: Well what’s the point of it not being butter then?

Cathy: it is a bit odd that it would boast it doesn’t have butter in it yet display it’s made of buttermilk

Catalina: well I don’t know, maybe it’s something to do with baking, I’m just trying to buy some butter because we ran out-

Anna: I’m really not sure we should buy it now

Catalina: WHY

Anna: well how do we know it’s not butter?

Catalina: Does it matter?! It just isn’t.

Anne: but surely we want it to be butter

Catalina: I really could not care less Anne as long as I can use it in a sandwich

Kat: *whispering* I wouldn’t put that in a sandwich

Anna: *whispering back* same, it’s way too dodgy

Catalina: for fuck sake- *throws tub back onto the shelf* JANE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHY HAVE YOU LEFT ME WITH THEM

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New fan fiction just dropped!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36537847

The queens go food shopping and argue about butter. I’m incredibly imaginative. Please enjoy.

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender