Life Fucking Sucks But At Least Coconut Shrimp Exists So It Cant Really Be That Bad.

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much

congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

🦮💕🐈‍⬛

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

hot girl shit (reading fanfiction on a friday night instead of going out)

never underestimate my ability to stay tf home

happy easter 🐰