When Ur Having A Good Day And Out Of Nowhere The Feeling Of Dread™️ Creeps Up On You And Suddenly

When y/n does something so cringe that i have to look at the invisible camera for a sec.

you ever watch something and just think... "god i cannot wait to get on ao3 after this"

being God’s favorite is sleep through the entirety of archive of our own’s downtime and wake up to the site up and running normally again

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

"kill them with kindness" noo omg kill them with like. boiling oil

from this tweet

"you're so friendly" "you're easy to talk to"

I'm literally vampire luring you. You're getting blood sucked in twelve minutes

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet