Congratulations! Your Reincarnation Status Has Been Upgraded From COCKROACH To SEAGULL

would u guys feed me if I was a stray cat

i gotta romanticize this silly little life so i don’t romanticize killing my silly little self

ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

something something Megumi's birthday being the first day of winter and Yuji's being the first day of spring...

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring