Sleezy mouse: ayyy it's gouda to see you guys
Mouse mob henchmen: Mr Burrateis not emused by jokes
Sleezy mouse: alright alright I be "brie"f
Mouse mob henchmen: dats it mozzarella stick 'em up
Sleezy mouse: why do you guys get to make cheese puns
Mob boss mouse: because we're the mouse mafia ayyyyyy
Got scared by the Hot Topic today
What if Saturn texted a picture of a black hole to Mercury
That would be rude I think
I have this group of five friends, and for no reason, I was trying to figure out who we would be if we did a Scooby-Doo group costume.
Even though their are three guys, and even though I am a trans woman. I am too Shaggy core to not be Shaggy.
There is nothing more fruity then those paper wristbands you get at pools
If we're gonna be so harsh on the tomato for actually being a fruit we can not keep on ignoring mushrooms. What are they?
I feel like toddlers and Linus cosplayer's have too long controlled the thumb in mouth ascetic
Psalms are sweaty, knees weak, cross is heavy, crown of thorns on his head already, mom's a virgin
Hes a menace