Paul McCartney Singing ‘Here Today’ In A London Bookshop.

oh how i long to have a friendship like paul mccartney and john lennon’s

John Lennon, 1965: ‘I worry about how people are going to remember me’

2018:

Paul: the stars look pretty tonight

John: no, they look the same every night when we look at them. nothing has changed.

Paul: you were supposed to say i was prettier

! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

Hozier & Chris Hemsworth

don’t touch ,me. im just slimy creatur

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

richie: *won’t get out of the hammock*

eddie: UGH i guEss i HAVE to climb on top of him and get in the tiny ass hammock with him and i HAVE to lie over him and make sure he’s touching my leg and i HAVE to be annoying and keep nudging his face with my foot and taking off his glasses and make sure he’s paying attention to me and i just GOTTA smile and stare at him lovingly UGH like i really have no other choice !

look at me, a motherfucker