From Our Dysfunctional Family To Yours, Happy Holidays!

some headcanons for ben once he’s back alive?

these are some dark ones lol sorry

•ben comes back to life. he's freezing cold, yet his stomach burns and aches with something unsettled

•one of the first things he does is try to eat. the smell of food quickly becomes too strong and nauseating. he vomits out all his dinner

•he forgets that the others can hear him, and tends to only address klaus when speaking

•his skin aches for contact, for touch, starved of it after 14 years of being incorporeal

•his siblings greet him with big hugs.

•the touch is overwhelming, and he quickly has to excuse himself for a break. only klaus can physically contact him for a while after that.

•he forgets how to eat, how to sleep, forgets to breathe and blink.

•after years of built up codependency, it becomes habit and a comfort to ben. the others have to stress to him that he is independent.

•he finds himself still lingering around klaus like a shadow. he slowly grows controlling with knowing where klaus is, what he's doing, now that he isn't around to see.

•anxiety claws at him at long bouts of separation.

•he tries desperately to bond with his other siblings, but forgets how to respond in certain social situations.

•his stomach burns from The Horror being alive again. It rumbles and claws under his skin when he tries to sleep

The Hargreeves As Palaye Royale's Songs

The original idea came from @coffiero who did some nice edits and I recommend you to check it out, but I love Palaye and I have some hot takes, so, enjoy!

(all the gifs are from @veganvenom show some love)

Luther Hargreeves - Clockwork

"Time, lonely dreams

I have lost everything

Seasons change, colors fade

Lifeless flowers on the floor

Blooming on my grave"

Diego Hargreeves - Morning Light

"We live for, we yearn for

The things that we're born for

Yesterday's today's tomorrow

We try for, we die for

The things that we long for

If needed beg steal and we'll borrow

The morning light will lead you

No weapon will defeat you"

Allison Hargreeves - Die For Something Beautiful

"You got to die for something beautiful

Diamonds break our aching minds

Elegance is turning us sober

You'll regret the time"

Klaus Hargreeves - Dying In A Hot Tub

"I can see behind your eyes

Your mind is getting wasted

But you're always getting wasted all the time

Getting concerned about your lonely days

You're doing some more drugs

And your getting caught in your drug phase"

Five Hargreeves - Primary Propaganda

"Never know what you got

Chasing down the word of God

People can't afford their lives

Dying from the organized

Don't look back on what you've done before

Don't follow the lines that lead you out the door

Don't look back at your mistakes

Kids you only got a few more days"

Ben Hargreeves - Where's The Boom?

"God saved the queen

But didn't saved me

Didn't had time for me

And I want to say

My dreams are dead again"

Vanya Hargreeves - Death Dance

"I can't take it, all these memories

I can't fake it, I'm trying but I am dying

I just want to, oh, just be myself

I have tried to, but now I'm someone else

So please be kind, I'm losing my mind

I'm really not fine"

I made TV klaus in comic Klaus style and I'm really happy with it! But i forgot to do the eyes and I cba so he wears sunglasses now.

The Umbrella Wall of Fame. ☂️

The Horror

5 & 6 & 7

Handwriting Challenge Starts Tomorrow!

Okay, we are launching a new challenge so that you won’t get too bored being at home all the time. This time, it is a handwriting challenge! 

For the next seven days, I will post a word of the day at 6 AM Eastern Time (EDT) every day. Just as usual. 

You write a word of the day by hand, preferably in Russian cursive, take a photo of it and reblog the word of the day with your handwriting. Step by step instruction:

1. Check a word of the day here on Proper Russian

2. Write it down on paper - preferably in cursive 

3. Reblog the word of the day post with your handwriting added. 

4. Repeat for the next 6 day, one week total

5. Get a prize: 100 most frequent Russian nouns - vocabulary card set (pdf,  hi-res, printable) 

I decided not to send out any physical items this time, because I don’t want to overload the postal services during the pandemic. Instead, I’ll send the printable pdfs to everyone who dares to participate.

Do you dare to practice Russian handwriting? 

Good luck!  

P.S.: I think it is going to be fun. My Russian handwriting is butt ugly, so the chances are your handwriting is better. Don’t be shy! 

lectures from ur dead brother

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benji benny and ben

Word of the Day: хирург (Day 3)

хирург /xʲɪˈrurk/ noun, general – surgeon

После пятичасовой операции хирург чувствовал себя измождённым. After a five-hour surgery, the surgeon felt exhausted.

The handwriting challenge is on, and your contributions and support so far have been awesome! Keep up the good job! 

Day one Day two