People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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4 years ago

DONT FALL FOR THIS

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If you see someone using this image to “prove” that the attack on capitol was orchestrated by antifa, don’t believe it. the man with the short hair is Matthew Heimbach. He is a neo-nazi, and planned the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. Click here for his wiki article.  He was posted on the Philly antifa website to announce him as a nazi.

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Here is the second fake photo.

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This man was NOT a pro-BLM protestor. Here is the full version of the picture on the right. 

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This man is Jake Angeli. He is a QAnon influencer, also called the “Q Shaman.” Q (Qanon) is a far-right conspiracy theory. You can read more about it here.

Here are some links about him:

Jake Angeli interview by BreAnna J. Frank

Business Insider article: “ A well-known QAnon influencer dubbed the ‘Q Shaman’ played a highly visible role in the Capitol siege “

5 years ago

HAVE A GOOD NEW YEAR!

Sorry for yelling. :(

I love you too much 💕💕

-Rave

2 months ago

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

5 months ago
Tiny Baksuz Got Into Holiday Spirit 🎄❄️ He Hopes You Will Have A Good Time During The Holidays,

tiny baksuz got into holiday spirit 🎄❄️ he hopes you will have a good time during the holidays, surrounded by your loved ones 😸🌟 inspired by the famous christmas tail kitty, and also by so many other cute, pointy tailed kittens 🖤 reblogs are greatly appreciated!🌟

6 years ago

Me in a nutshell,everybody!

People eating tide pods but won’t eat those stringy things on bananas.

6 years ago

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

6 years ago

YG can suck a dick.

That's it.

That's the tea.

me watching yg crash and burn like

Me Watching Yg Crash And Burn Like
2 years ago
My Life Outlook From Now On
My Life Outlook From Now On

my life outlook from now on

5 years ago

First Day!

Today was my first day of Sophmore year of high school! It went pretty well, considering I got my schedule yesterday and I still don't have a locker. My first teacher has the distinct feeling of 'cool dad' with a slight lisp. The air conditioning was off for the whole school, so he told us if he has an asthma attack to call the office. I went to the wrong class twice before I got to my marketing class. In good news, my friend that was home schooled last year back! We sat together at lunch to catch up and I was late for my next class because of it. Still worth it!


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