There Was No Yaoi😔😔

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

WHEHEHEHEHEHE I LOVE YOU TOO KYYYYYY

I don't really talk to anyone else besides you on here sooo-

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

I really need a collar!

HELP I JUST GOT TO SCHOOL AND MY FRIEND TACKLED ME WITH A HUG AND QUITE LITERALLY TACKLED ME- (we both fell to the floor)

YIPPEEE

You're the first one to call me that and I will forever love you for that /p

Ahhhhh I wanna be called a dog so badlyyy! Like, I'm a doggo not a humannn blehh

I should really make a banner to put on my posts saying adults dni... I don't want adults on my page, I'm a minor chat. Or at least dni if you post weird shit, if your blog is sfw idgaf, just don't be weird with me.

BPD : big penis disorder

ASPD : awesome superb penis disorder

NPD : nice penis disorder

HPD : heavy penis disorder

I'm a wolf in my musical, right? This is perfect for me bc I'm a wolf therian :3