Riverthestyx - Roxy

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

:3

Don’t forget to sexualize me so I know you still like me

“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

so do any of my loyal subjects want to blow a thick load of cum down my princess throat or do i need to go pathetically beg my knight for it again? 🙄

she just like me for real

neeeeeeed

Praising you for every hit so you smoke yourself braindead.

“There’s my good girl, keep going.”

“You’re too high? No baby, you’re just overheating. Let’s take these clothes off.”

“Shh, it’s okay. You’re so beautiful like this.”

“You’re dizzy? Lay down, sweetheart. Let me take care of you.”

“Don’t worry about what my hands are doing. You want a body high don’t you?”

“‘Atta girl, hit it again.”

consume, little beast, so you may grow strong enough to destroy them all

sorry if i talk to you a lot and make excuses for talking to you its because i like you. and enjoy talking to you. yeah sorry. you can kill me if you want

rule