Her Dick May Just Be Two Inches Max And Perpetually Flaccid But She Still Makes Me Moan Like A Dog In

resisting the urge to say “aww, great job!” whenever i see a small-dicked tgirl get hard.

rb if you want to lovingly kiss other trans people on the lips and fuck silly after

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh

#me fr

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

not just safe I encourage it

reblog if your account is boykisser safe

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

conversation i had with a friend