#real

#me fr

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

laurie 😔

got too silly today

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

I hit A cups after 4 months of HRT…and have had them at that size for 3 years. And then my best friend starts HRT and suddenly she got them huge badonkadonkas.

princess "complex"? hmph. I suppose it would seem rather complex to a commoner

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

comfycore and blanketpilled rn. really sharkhugging rn.

Tammy!!! Tammy the maned wolf

(SHE/HER)🐺🏳️‍⚧️🎸