This Needs To Be Cannon.

Someone make this actually happen, cuz it’s fucking beautiful.

Anyways crack AU where Ras finds the Teapot of Tyrahn (he just does don't question how, he's him) and he's trying to use Nadakhan to his advantage, but this motherfucker keeps trying to manipulate Ras.

Ras luckily has Extreme mental fortitude and is hyper-focused on his master's plans... but now he also has an annoying Djinn constantly trying to manipulate (and fuck???) him. (Ras is not clear on that one but the constant lack of personal space + Nadakhan's seductive tone and silky voice make him almost certain of it.)

Ras can't just Wish for anything either, he knows Nadakhan is a deceptive asshole, so he's really only keeping Nadakhan around to trick others into wishing for shit and getting trapped. Both Cinder and Jordana have one wish left and Ras forbids them from being within 90 feet of the Teapot.

Me becoming insane after watching apology tour.

(Stolas and Blitzø need to talk shit out, godamn)

I’m crying 😭

Hahah real broo😆😆😆

Vox realizing that Alastor abandoned him be like:

Okay, but… Sallie May…

She’s kinda…

I’m kinda into her….

Aaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa help. I feel single. Shit.

GRRR I LOVE THEM SM GEODEEE

Ah, yes the angry, dangerous spider and his cat bf.

Here’s another one that can summarize one of my fav seasons:

A group of teenagers go to find their robot, only to find out that a different version of Silco (from arcane) who likes buttons and is not mentally sane, is trying to trap them in a evil conspiracy theory. And is Silco’s bff, Sevika is a emo middle aged man who loves snakes…

I'm bored so here is a Ninjago tag game for y'all:

Explain a Ninjago scene VERY BADLY

Me first: four local teenagers bully a child who just wanted candy (I start pretty mild I just want to see chaos ensue)

@penofwildfire @nyaskitten @fernaldoishere @gravyhoney @a-big-chicken-nerd @user-without-a-cool-acronym @iamsonormalaboutninjago @bravetheperson go nuts

Edit: forgot to mention that I will try to guess them