I Accidentally Wrote Romantic Fluff With Sanzu.............. And I Don't Even Love Sanzu.............

ran haitani fluff (and sometimes sad, and also very out of character) headcanons

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he absolutely loves when you play with his hair or braid it (when he has long hair)

he especially loves it when his head is in your lap and you stroke through his hair. this man fucking melts when you do that

if you have adhd, or major troubles with concentrating your attention on anything, he'll sit himself right next to you to let you play with his hair so it's easier for you to focus on your stuff

will shower you in gifts

he will tie you close to himself and then push you away repeatedly for various reasons in the beginning of your relationships because he's scared you would leave him one day

but he really loves you

always seeks confirmation he's one and only for you, even if most of the times it doesn't sound serious but more like teasing

will definitely call you different pet names like princess/prince, babygirl/babyboy, baby, darling and anything else sweet

but he also likes to tease you a lot (with pet names like shortie, if he's taller than you and stuff like that)

his love language absolutely is a gift giving. but affectionate touches and words are ones of them as well

he loooves holding hands, kissing you and showing his affection in public

but he won't be doing that if you're not comfortable with it

because he's respectful of your personal borders (and he actually will be just a big softie for you)

he'll absolutely give you morning wake up kisses and call you a sleeping beauty, you can't change my mind

but he likes when you do that for him as well

will absolutely teach you fighting and will get you every possible self-defense thing, because he's scared one day you'll need his help but he wouldn't be near to protect you

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Monday evening in Odesa:

21:29 explosions

21:33 explosions

21:35 explosions

21:37 explosions

21:40 explosions

21:42 explosions

21:43 explosions

21:45 first reports of fires in the city

21:48 explosions

first reports of power outrage

21:52 explosions

21:59 explosions

22:07 explosions

22:14 explosions

Or should I write “the loud sounds of putin wanting peace” instead “explosions”? 🤔

Nothing says “I want peace” more than daily attacks on critical infrastructure and people’s houses.

Same shit every day for years

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji Gang~ ❌

Draken: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Takemichi: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Hanma: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like. Well nah, it is!

Kazutora: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Chifuyu: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Baji:'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Mitsuya: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.

Sanzu: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

Kakucho: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Angry: You know how I roll. Angry: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

Smiley: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Takeomi: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Pah-chin: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

Izana: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Hina: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Hina: *punches wall* Hina: Hina: Take me to the hospital.

The Haitani brothers: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Emma: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed

Hakkai: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Hakkai: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Mikey: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

ooHHH!!! i also write fic(s) about yenna and samuel which includes jangseo (even tho I'll admit i don't really.. care abt them) and as you can see from my name my otp is gungoo akdgadjhdk i love their relationship sm if i don't write fics about them i can't breathe

ooooohh, can you give me the links to your fic(s) pls 🥺🥺 i wanna read them if i haven't yet 🤧🤧

//only if you're comfortable sharing them ofc

haha, I've read some fic(s) that had some gungoo in them, but it's definitely not my favorite ship out there, sorry 😭😭😂😅

i love their relationship, but i personally don't see them as romantical/sexual ship, they're fun tho

🖤Intro post 🖤

Greetings, my name is Kiri, I am a Ukrainian artist

I draw #dabihawks stuff and my commission are open, you can dm me if you want ❤️

Thank you ❤️

when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter

BONTEN MEN and LOVE headcanons

(sad in Mikey's and Takeomi's, pretty dark in Sanzu's)

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MIKEY: he's afraid of falling in love. afraid he's gonna hurt the most precious person to him so he shuts himself behind many walls and doors, on a thousand locks, hiding himself from everyone. he doesn't believe he's able to fall in love anymore and even if he is, he'll always be afraid of hurting them.

RAN: believes in "love yourself, only then anyone will love you". he probably claims he doesn't believe in love at first sight, but actually that might be exactly the way he'd fall in love. he might tight his significant other close and then let go and then it's gonna be like that over and over again, just because he's never actually fallen in love and he doesn't know how to make it right.

RINDOU: is very self-conscious because of his brother. if he ever falls in love, he'll be always afraid you'd leave him for Ran (pls, tell him you'll never do so (but only tell the truth, because Rindou hates being lied to and can always tell when someone is lying to him)).

KOKO: doesn't think he can fall in love ever again. even if he let go of Akane, he's just not ready to fall in love with anyone else, therefore he practically gets married to his job, working as much as he can. but if he falls in love ever again, it's gonna last long and he'll be very attentive towards his significant other and their interests.

KAKUCHO: doesn't believe anyone can fall in love with him, though at the same time is eager to be loved. once someone says they love him, he'll hold them dearly (but he will let them go, if their significant other ever tells them their feelings towards him have changed).

SANZU: doesn't believe in love. his life led him to believing only his king deserves his dedication and that everything else isn't worth his attention. he's probably gonna look like at a bug at anyone who ever mentions they like him, because they aren't his king, therefore he doesn't need to give his admiration to them. (he'll probably end up being the most toxic boyfriend out of all, sometimes sweet and caring, and sometimes a mental abuser)

MOCHI: if he ever falls in love, he's gonna treat his significant other as an equal to him. he's never gonna raise a fist on them, treating them as the most precious person in the whole world. he's trustworthy in every single aspect.

TAKEOMI: is afraid of falling in love and being a bad dad. he's always haunted by the reminder of how bad of an older brother he was, that's why he's afraid of being a bad dad, that's why he's afraid of falling in love. that's why he promises himself to not fall in love ever (just as Mikey does).

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WHEN Y/N ASK THEM IF THEY COULD SPEAK ENGLISH

MIKEY: *STARES DEEPLY TO YOUR SOUL UNTIL YOU LEAVE*

SANZU: DAI YU MAZAFAKKA!!!

(DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!)

KAKUCHO: NO I KENTTO

(NO I CAN’T)

KOKONOI: ^SHOWS OFF HIS BRITISH ACCENT^ starts talking about Britain’s economy.

RAN: DESUPAITO OVU MAI GUTTO RUKKUSU, I KENTO AKUZUARY SUPIKU INGURISHU

(Despite of my good looks, I can’t actually speak English.)

RINDOU: WATTO IZU INGURISHU?

(WHAT IS ENGLISH?)

TAKEOMI: Ignores you.

MOCHI: 死ねカス (Die piece of shit)

BONTEN MEN and what element their love is like

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MIKEY: Mikey's love is like air. always changing. sometimes it's light and soft and sometimes it's strong, passionate, and even dark at times. but just like the strong hurricane, these times die as well, leaving calm little wind, flowing around your love

RAN: Ran's love is fire. bright and passionate, he'll have no hard time showing you his affection in the most suggestive ways. his love burns brightly just as he does himself, shining with his light just for you

RINDOU: while Ran's love is fire, Rindou's is water. ever-changing and fluid, he's soft yet passionate in the most unpredictable ways. sometimes it turns into a dark storm when you're facing arguments, but be patient and the troubled waters will calm down

SANZU: Sanzu's love is air. he might seem like he has wind in his head, but he's actually very careful with his love. no one ever dares to hurt his significant other because if they do, he'll make sure they regret it. his love is like a hurricane at times — mesmerizing yet dangerous. be careful, it might hurt you, but he always regrets it when the winds calm down. he treats his significant other as the Queen meanwhile Mikey is his one and true King, so he devotes himself only to you two

KOKO: Koko's love is earth. he's very grounded and prefera stability, that's why your relationships are perfect in each and every way. you always have enough of his affection and you rarely face any big arguments, calmly talking everything over even before they start

KAKUCHO: Kakucho's love is fire. he's very passionate towards his significant other and never hesitates to tell you or show you how much he loves you. his fire burns bright but it burns to make you feel warm and comfortable, and to never hurt you, so don't be scared if he ever gets too passionate towards you

MOCHI: Mochi's love is earth. calm and reserved, he treats his significant other as his equal, that's why your relationships are just like that — soft and sweet. but sometimes Earth faces earthquakes, but don't be scared, they will never hurt you. at least, never physically and absolutely never intentionally

TAKEOMI: Takeomi's love is water. fluid but everything is reserved and calm, just as rivers that rarely face huge storms. his love is passionate, yet it's hidden somewhere inside and he rarely shows all the extents of it. but he still loves you a lot and holds dearly to himself

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okay, no, but i absolutely headcanon that while hanma might be (MIGHT be) sweet and caring towards you, as many people say, he also would be horny af... like super horny af (because teasing you and doing all the different stuff he has in his head with you (with your consent of course) gives him just as much adrenaline as fights do)