Jason, Stubs His Toe: Damn!

happy deathday to my baby boy😢sorry I'm late again.

In Guard, how does the whole . . . *waves hand vaguely* THING with Sui-Feng and Ichigo and Kisuke and Yourichi go?

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Well we had a whole discussion over on discord about Ichigo reaching the legal drinking age (whatever the heck that is for Shinigami) and Yoruichi getting him drunk to pry some embarrassing secrets out of him, except instead Ichigo spills about Sui-Feng to her instead and later wakes up remembering nothing but half the compound has been reduced to smoking ruin after Yoru went on a rampage while Kisuke totally egged her on.

…It was very cracky. Here’s something a little more serious.

(*Note: My original idea had Aizen + extended war as the reason Ichigo and Kisuke had to leave their original universe but it could just as easily have been the Quincy War gone wrong, so I think I’ll go with that instead.)

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In the spirit of OC appreciation Ichigo/ koyonagi from your SP!AU? Thank you for writing such lovely stories cross!

Hmm I’ll try to keep this short because I actually want to write Koyonagi/Ichigo for OC Day, and it’ll likely take place in the SP ’verse. But here’s a few hcs I’ve considered.

Edit: what is this short ppl speak of

I mean at least it’s shorter?

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Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

hey omg i love your blog! I read that bed-sharing-octopus-Steve and now I wonder if there are days when Bucky is the octopus (octobuck?? lol) and Steve gets annoyed at him (like, "bucky ffs i cant move an i really need to get out of the bed NOW") o\

Aw, thank you, bb :D

Now, Bucky isn’t an octopus when he sleeps, no. That is all Steve. Sleepy Steve is a snuggly little octopus that just wants cuddles. All the cuddles.

Bucky? He’s an octopus during the day. Especially when he’s feeling particularly affectionate. If they’re watching television, if they’ve been goofing off, grappling over the remote or something, finally stopped fighting. Out of breathing and laughing.

Well, Bucky’s liable to sneak his arms under Steve’s back, lock them together, and refuse to get up.

“Alright, alright, you win,” Steve breathes out. “We can watch fucking – what was it again?”

But Bucky doesn’t answer and when Steve starts wiggling, he just holds on tighter.

“Oh, Christ,” Steve says. “C’mon, Buck. Get up. You’re heavy, you jerk –”

“Says the super soldier with super strength –”

“You’re fucking cheating, that arm is cheating –”

“Jesus, Rogers, just shut your yap and let a man have a hug.”

It lasts a lot longer than a hug but Steve can’t get up – well, maybe he could, but he doesn’t try that hard – until Bucky’s good and ready to let him.

The Stormlight Archive: Secret History

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Tim: Ra's has a special hatred for me.

Tim: i'm the one he wants. he keeps specifically targeting me during attacks.

Jason, throwing popcorn in his mouth: you think that makes you special?

Jason: when i was in the league i used to sneak into his private chambers at night to set fireworks off underneath his bed.

Tim:

Jason: when i came back to gotham he used to send assassins after me, but they were all from the league, so i was chill with them. convinced them to just have a beer instead.

Jason: only reason he hasn't killed me himself is because he's afraid of what Talia will do once i come back again.

Tim:

Tim: i feel like we should have an in depth conversation about the time you spent with the league.

Dick: i feel like we should have an in depth conversation about why you're so confident you'd come back again.

Jason, shrugging: just seems likely.

everytime tim pisses off jason jason's like "first you steal my fucking job, now this?!" and tim goes "i didn't STEAL robin, you were DEAD and the position needed to be FILLED." and then jason says "but when i stopped being dead you didn't give it BACK. when an office worker gets a replacement so they can go on maternity leave the replacement is supposed to FUCK OFF once the maternity leave ENDS." and tim argues "YOU WEREN'T ON FUCKING MATERNITY LEAVE JASON" and jason screams back equally loud "WELL I DISAPPEARED FOR AROUND NINE MONTHS AND THEN SHOWED BACK UP WITH DAMIAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!" and then tim leaping strikes him off a 6 story building

Hotch Dynamics

Jack Hotchner & Hotch

Jack Paints his Nails: Hotch tries hard to be a good dad but he just has no idea what he’s doing

Jack and The Dog blurb

Dad Hugs: Jack just needs a hug (and some pancakes)

Jack visits at the hospital: Hotch gets hurt and Jack has some complicated feelings

Books And Bonding: Jack talks books and Hotch wishes he knew what to say

Working the Case: **huge warnings, not happy** It isn’t Hotch that finds Jack in that trunk

Home: Jack surprises his family

Kittens: Jack sneaks a cat into the house

In With The New, Out With The Old: Hotch packing Jack up for college

Puzzle Pieces: Hotch is a mystery to Jack

Sunday Morning: Happy DILF Day

Pretending: Hotch keeping himself pulled together so Jack can have fun at the park

Derek Morgan & Hotch

A Matter Of Trust: Derek Morgan does not trust Hotch but he’s working on it

Hotch’s Strawberry Ice Cream: If ice cream is what he wants then… that’s the least Morgan can do

Not Your Fault: Morgan under Mr. Scratch’s control attacks Hotch

Scratch: Hotch attacks the team

A Day At the Lake: it’s… just a day at the lake ft the team

Pancakes and Ice Pack: Hotch hurts his knee in a take down

Spencer Reid & Hotch

The Visit: Garcia and Reid make a much needed visit to Hotch after the stabbing

Wreck: Reid and Hotch 

ZugZwang: The aftermath of Maeve’s death

Thirteen Steps: Reid has to have a difficult conversation

Halloween: Reid and Hotch getting some comfort 5x01

Careful: Reid and Hotch post-Nameless, Faceless

The Safe Side: Hotch is getting older and that scares the shit out of Reid

Emily Prentiss & Hotch

Emily & the Slurpee: a road trip

Drinks with Dave: Emily and Hotch try to get Dave to go get drinks with them

Moments Too Late: College AU, Emily says something she shouldn’t have

Almost Somethings: What they nearly were

Penelope Garcia & Hotch

Just Breathe: Hotch is having a bad day and Garcia is there

The Office: There’s an emergency at the office

Late. Late. Late: Garcia’s late

Hank Morgan & Hotch 

Red Fish, Blue Fish: Hotch is sick and Hank knows just what to do

Other

The TV Man: Elle returns to see Hotch post-Foyet

Beth: Hotch & Beth

Hotch with a Daughter

Crawl Home: Emily whump– she just wants to come home

The Bridges Between Me and You: Emily hurt and distant

those pirates are doing anything except for going for one piece