I Don’t Do Drugs I’m A Saint. And Also I Wanna Be Conscious When They’re In My Mouth.

Just wanna let you know bc of your last post talking about how you’re scared butcher Simon’s development sucks - NO NO NO DO NOT SAY THAT HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A ETHEREAL BEING SENT DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS TO BRING ALL OF US AMAZING WRITING!!!! DONT DOUBT YOUR SKILL AND AMAZINGNESS!!!!

I literally did not expect anyone to react to it it was just to voice my worries but your message almost has me in tears.

Thank you so much, I don't think you know how much this encourages me. I genuinely teared up over it. Stuff like this makes me want to write even more.

Also currently struggling with some bike logistics so if anyone is knowledgeable about motorbikes please help me. I need it to make sense.

Thank you nonnie I will reread this whenever I struggle.

the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

do guys even like small tits

Imagine 141 moving into a quaint little town post retirement and you’re the only baker in town. You love making sweets, breads, and desserts and own a cute bakery to show for it, know everyone in your town so these four new men who come early morning to try your breakfast deal immediately excite you because- new perspectives and tastes and opinions! It’s become a habit of yours to share bites of whatever new item you plan on adding to the menu, so the more diverse opinions the merrier in your opinion.

And you are glad you didn’t let their demeanor- big gruff men, especially the one with the black surgical mask- scare you away because they are sooo nice, calling you sweetheart, doll, birdie, and bonnie. So many nicknames, it has you blushing the sweetest pink shade. And they are all too happy to help taste-test for you, giving you lots of praise.

(Though you never quite notice their immense disappointment at seeing the little ring on your finger.)

Still, at the very least one of them comes over to your bakery once a day. Sometimes they come together, sometimes only two of them- but they come anyways and tip you every time despite you insisting otherwise. It’s a lovely friendship you build with them. But they do note you never mention your partner much.

Until Simon drops by one day, intent on buying one of your apple pies and maybe fluster you enough to turn the same shade as an apple, and he sees the bruises that peek out just so from your sleeves and the collar of your outfit. Puffy eyes, more makeup than usual, your smile not quite there…

And he understands. He knows this all-too-well. And the fact that it’s happening to an embodiment of sunshine like you? Unfair. Unbelievable. Unacceptable.

Simon gently takes your hands, squeezing them so lightly. “Everything’ll be well, luvie. Promise.” And that’s all he says.

And maybe it’s cruel of you to be happy when you receive a call a few days later, the sherrif of the town telling you your husband was found mauled to death by one of the bears that roam around the woods occasionally, but you just… don’t care.

A week later, when it seems appropriate enough, you open up the bakery again and your smile is blinding as you greet the 141 men and tell them for today, everything’s for free.

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At least you get to enjoy it in 4K!

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It is very awkward to run into you here.

Hello.

😐

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Don’t tell on me.

-Vent Shadow

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

my body is the worst most uncomfortable place ive ever lived in

But the energy drinks call for me…

It’s 12am and I have a lot of assignments due do you think I should go buy energy drinks? But it’s dark out :’)

Chew gum and drink cold water! Don't go out in the dark