Los Vaqueros And Ghost Sprinkled With A Seasoning Of The Shadows 🤭😁😋😋

Things that are better than sex:

1. when a masked character does the head tilt thingy

[ Which type of nameless ghoul are you ? ] 🌀

feat. my beloved sillies 👹 you'll have to click on the video to be able to stop it / or screenshot

I know this format/trend isn't for a platform like Tumblr, but still wanted to post it here

I want the world to watch and stare at my silly ghouls concepts

I also posted it on my Instagram page with the sound, but honestly it doesn't change anything (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

Hi Nikolai :). I was wondering if you had some words of affirmation for me? I just got some insecurities about my body brought up by my ex about how I’m unproportional with my weight…

- ✨🌸

Only a miserable, unworthy and pathetic person will use the way someone's body is to try and make another person doubt their worth. Do not listen to this disgusting ex of yours, they are an ex-partner for good reason. You should only worry about taking care of your body to keep it as healthy as you can, which is not easy already. None of the fools that cannot see your true beauty in the way you are right now matter, they should, as we say in Russia, пойти нахуй.

Come find me in my hangar and I shall prove to you that a real man knows how to appreciate the beauty of a human being, not a plastic doll with unrealistic proportions.

Also give me the name of your ex and their address. I think some of my comrades are eager to pay a friendly visit.

what if one day you're so tired of all the bullying and your whole body can't handle it anymore and isn't even able to react to any of it.

and of course they notice. why isn't their favorite crybaby doing her job right when they're making her do the upmost annoying and embarrassing things ever? it's frustrating. not even when they confront you directly you budge. it's just a nod and you go ahead to do whatever your bully superiors are making you do. now they notice something's wrong.

before, you used to whine a little bit or at least ask further about the task at hand, but not this time. they could tell in your tired eyes.

so, instead of punishing you after doing a half-decent job (since you were too tired to do it perfectly), they decide to please you for once.

after a late night cleaning, they are looking directly at you. you get slightly nervous, asking "did i do something wrong again...?" just to get the complete opposite response you were expecting.

perhaps ghost sits on a table and drags you towards him as he and soap take off your clothes. ghost holds you tight, making sure you won't run away but also caressing some soft spots around your body that make you flinch.

then soap's comment, "wet for us, eh bonnie?" makes you blush in embarrassment and shamefulness due to the way your legs are spread wide for his view. even though you want to look away, ghost holds onto your chin and makes you look at him, smirking at those soft eyes looking at him, the new tears that he's been longing for slowly falling down.

sigh i’m a little bitch and i love making assholes a little sweet because yeah, the minute they see they’ve pushed their precious baby too far it’s all whispered words of praise and absolute worship until you can only sob their names, no longer even capable of producing tears

(they’d make out together whilst eating you out)

OMG I also feel like he buys toys and donates them to the kids:

1. He never got the opportunity to get toys as a kid, and that definitely DESTROYED a big part of his childhood especially looking at other kids having toys and living a good life

2. He regrets how he and Tommy were never able to spend more time together, and I feel like the buying toys for charity for the kids kinda fills the hole of doing something that Tommy would have wanted to do also…

There’s definitely more reasons but…

simon riley allows himself one drink a year, a stiff whiskey on christmas eve. he spends it alone each year, thinking about tommy and his nephews. he buys toys for a local kids charity because he wants to do some good in his storm of bad.

How did this manage to make my day? No clue.

When Nikolai calls me comrade (or any other pet name):

What a happy little котёнок. Who knew a simple word can bring so much happiness? You are adorable, comrade, stay joyful like that.

my body is the worst most uncomfortable place ive ever lived in

Worst (amazing omg) financial decisions were made today

(I don’t have a vinyl player…. :/)

When the big evil scary monster pauses and starts to observe you out of curiosity, gently grabbing your chin and turning it side to side to look at you. Soon moving down to your hands to observe how small they are against its own.