California Quail?

I'm THINKING about Tycho tonight. Like he dies, and then he wakes back up again but different. Wrong. He's angry all the time now. There's just this sickening, all-consuming rage that corrupts all of his thoughts and motivations, and it tells him who's to blame, who needs to pay for this. He definitely wasn't in the right in marathon 2 and infinity, I can't and won't defend him whatsoever, but I do get how he got like this honestly. He went through so much hurt for no reason, so he lashes out about it using the only tool the pfhor left him with - his delayed form of rampancy that just feeds back into the anger and the obsession with revenge and makes it so much worse. GOD I need this man to have the most cathartic breakdown ever, I need him to tear apart a room or something.

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

surprise kiss

lets go exploring with mama

Fake bitches will be like "Thank god it's you!" and then explode into green slime, injuring everyone nearby

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD.

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

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Being a Podcast Person™️ is so humiliating because it’s like “sorry for just laughing out loud in public randomly everyone, the 4 adults playing make believe just had a great bit about poultry.”

type shit

the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind